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Posted: **Tue Oct 08, 2013 2:35 pm**

That's awesome.

If you guys allow trades, you should examine your lineup and make a "you can't turn this down" trade right now to fill a gap with a guy you can keep for next year.

Also, I dare you to start as many Jacksonville players as possible in the same week.

Posted: **Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:08 pm**

lololol... I'll just rename my team the Jaguars, although, we did win 1 game.

Posted: **Wed Oct 09, 2013 5:24 pm**

Gee, guess who goes against Peyton this week? Fucking hell.

Posted: **Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:52 pm**

PPR league:
Team is on the upswing, I hope. Gronk is back, Ray Rice is Ray Rice again, and is looks like Seattle is ramping up Wilson and Lynch. Only negative is losing Daniels. Will be a goddamn slugfest this week.

Me:
QB: Wilson
RBs: Lynch at Titans. Tough. Woodhead at Indy and Rice at GB. Not bad. Because both those dudes are currently clear top dogs, and they're reception beasts.
WRs: Welker at Jag-off-ville/New Detroit. Problem is the passing game will be bright, but short. I expect Peyton to ring up 4-5 scores, it's just a matter of Welker beating out Decker and T&T for the targets and routes. Thinking Jennings at Carolina if Cassel starts, otherwise Marlon Brown at GB.
TE: Gronk. At NO. I fully expect a QB sling-fest.

Enemy:
QB: Fucking Peyton playing the fucking Jags. Fucking fuck me.
RBs: Law Firm at Buffalo. He might get a couple TDs. Gore at Arizona. Fuck.
WRs: Amendola at NO. Damn. Austin Pettis at Houston. I expect Houston to take out its frustration on the Rams. St. Louis receivers are a gamble any given week. Doubt he'll get a multi-score game again. Hankerson at Dallas. Hanky's been quiet and he seems due for another score.
TE: Vernon Davis at Arizona. Random.

Standard league:
FUCKED

Decent WRs, decent TE, shitty RBs, shitty QBs.

Posted: **Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:25 pm**

Wow, turnovers killed Giants again. They look fucking awful.

Posted: **Fri Oct 11, 2013 10:19 am**

Was also going against the Bears D. Goddamnit.

Posted: **Fri Oct 11, 2013 2:10 pm**

Steelers not playing games anymore.

Posted: **Fri Oct 11, 2013 2:15 pm**

Knock Knock...

Who's there?

Owen..

Owen who?

0-4 You inbread, no teeth having stupid mother fucker! HAHAHAHA

Posted: **Fri Oct 11, 2013 2:17 pm**

You inbread

Like inside a doughy, starchy food item processed from grain?

Knock knock.
... Who's there?

The Cleveland Browns.
... Sorry, the toilet's down the hall, take your shit there.

Edited By Malcolm on 1381515596

Posted: **Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:21 pm**

The skins are 1 Nd 4 and have been the cellar of the nfc east for 20 years, and im still glad im not a Browns fan.

Posted: **Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:36 pm**

Skins blow too! RG3 is already a washed up hobbled bum. Have fun sucking for the next 20 years after giving up all those picks to get him.

Posted: **Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:42 pm**

Stranger wrote:Skins blow too! RG3 is already a washed up hobbled bum. Have fun sucking for the next 20 years after giving up all those picks to get him.

RG3's unborn grandchildren are better QBs than Weeden, and you got that human/sloth hybrid until the season's end.

Posted: **Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:43 pm**

Malcolm wrote:Weeden, and you got that human/sloth hybrid until the season's end.

Unfortunantly you are correct...

Thanks for reminding me, our season is fucked!

Posted: **Fri Oct 11, 2013 4:31 pm**

lololololololololoololol

Posted: **Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:32 pm**

How much money would it take for you to accept a reality where your favorite sports team becomes replaced with the Cleveland team?

So for me, the Redskins would become the Browns. They'd stay in DC, be the Redskins, etc, but really, they'd "be" the Browns.

I'm thinking half a million or so.

Posted: **Sun Oct 13, 2013 7:51 pm**

Dude. I'm from the town with the football team that's never won a title, the baseball team that hasn't been shit since Kirby Puckett played, the thugball team that no one cares about, and the hockey team that's got an offense which may be charitably described as shit.

To quote the immortal Al Bundy, "Like I'd notice."

EDIT: Then again, the Vikes haven't been dim enough to trade away their top RB.

Edited By Malcolm on 1381708300

Posted: **Sun Oct 13, 2013 9:00 pm**

PPR league:
In spite of going against Vernon Davis and his 41-point game, I think I may win. Woodhead needs to outscore Hankerson. There is literally no one else the opponent could have had at TE this week even to be in it.

Standard:
Still completely fucked.

Posted: **Sun Oct 13, 2013 9:03 pm**

Cassel has just made up the coaches' minds. Nothing official yet, but the vibe is in the air.

To quote one of my league opponents:

What the hell are you talking about. I always wanted a QB with ADHD who happens to be in stage 1 of the NFL's drug program and was recently cut from an 0-4 team for playing like shit. This is awesome.

Posted: **Sun Oct 13, 2013 11:33 pm**

Was Dal
Total Yards 430 223

Too bad we settled for 4 FG attempts, and our special teams can't cover worth a damn.

Posted: **Mon Oct 14, 2013 10:14 am**

State of my fantasy team:
I'm lamenting having cut Nick Foles at the start of the season.

Fucking Eli or Fucking Schaub,.