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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:32 pm
by Leisher
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:42 pm
by thibodeaux
No one would insure me because of my pre-existing conditions
No one would insure my house because it was built in a flood plain and was on fire.
This is what chaps my ass: people don't want "insurance." They want free doctor visits. But we have to pretend it's insurance, so insurance gets f-d up.
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:54 pm
by TheCatt
“No one would insure me because of my pre-existing conditions. No one. Until President Obama stood up for me and millions of Americans like me across Iowa and across the country,” she said.
...
She said she explains her situation more clearly when she gives a 15-minute presentation on the issue. She said some of the specifics were trimmed out when she and campaign staff members shortened her standard presentation to about three minutes.
In general, she said, the campaign wanted her to speak as a person who has struggled to find coverage. “I never thought they tried to make me the face of someone giving credit to the president for doing something he hadn’t done,” she said.
Um, but you did do that.
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:47 pm
by GORDON
GORDON wrote:Here it is.
Top Ten Rejected NPR Headlines
10. Did Hitler Get a Bad Rap?
9. Should I tell my husband I'm cheating on him? And planning to murder him?
8. What's so Morbid about Morbid Obesity?
7. Should I bait this rat-hole with my penis? If not, why not?
6. Is thirteen really too young?
5. Should I eat a knife?
4. Who's afraid of late-stage Hanta virus?
3. Candy From Strangers: Are we teaching our children to be ungrateful?
2. Hey, anyone want to see the new Woody Allen movie?
...and the number one rejected NPR headline...
1. Your Mouth: Why it pays to be trusting about what will or won't happen there
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 6:55 pm
by GORDON
Jon Lovtiz is getting JOE THE PLUMBERed for saying something bad about Obama.
http://www.mediaite.com/online....ot-king
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:53 pm
by GORDON
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 1:44 pm
by GORDON
SEALS join the Secret Service with "aren't happy with Obama."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news....it.html
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 2:02 pm
by TPRJones
Wait, I thought Obama killed bin Laden himself, choking him out with his bare hands after riding down into his compound on a beam of starlight from the ninth dimension of awesomesauce, where the wealthy work 2,000 hours a day and pay a 100% tax rate so the other 99% can party all the time and everyone has all the contraception they could ever possibly want.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 2:29 pm
by Leisher
Wait, I thought Obama killed bin Laden himself, choking him out with his bare hands after riding down into his compound on a beam of starlight from the ninth dimension of awesomesauce, where the wealthy work 2,000 hours a day and pay a 100% tax rate so the other 99% can party all the time and everyone has all the contraception they could ever possibly want.
This.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 2:39 pm
by TPRJones
I can't believe I forgot to mention his unicorn-pegasus-kitten mount that he rode down on that is 50% pirate, 50% ninja, and 75% robot-monkey-dinosaur.
Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 3:52 pm
by thibodeaux
Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 8:53 am
by Leisher
Liberal assholes loved to say Bush=Hitler, but the similarities between Hitler and Obama are FAR more numerous.
Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 9:02 am
by thibodeaux
http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-pre....ay-2012
NOW, THEREFORE, I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of America, do hereby proclaim May 1, 2012, as Loyalty Day. This Loyalty Day, I call upon all the people of the United States to join in support of this national observance, whether by displaying the flag of the United States or pledging allegiance to the Republic for which it stands.
Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 9:18 am
by TheCatt
I assume all laws/proclamations/etc are all written like that, but damn.
Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 9:31 am
by TPRJones
He chose the First of May for that? Really?
But that's already a (NSFW) holiday...
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 4:34 pm
by thibodeaux
DAAAAAAAMN
I could almost see myself voting for this guy.
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 4:35 pm
by thibodeaux
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 4:49 pm
by TheCatt
Under Romney/Ryan, Julia can just keep her own damned money,.
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 4:49 pm
by TheCatt
thibodeaux wrote:DAAAAAAAMN
I could almost see myself voting for this guy.
At this point, I'm pretty much voting for him no matter what.
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 4:51 pm
by thibodeaux
Fuck Romney, based on his record as MassGov. He INVENTED Obamacare.