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Keeper PPR: Lost to the second biggest douche in the league. Fuck. Ah well, still ahead in my div.

Standard: Edged out the league #1 by 13 points or so. Luck, Gronk, Miami, Al Morris, and even Larry D chipped in. Total points from WR: 6.2. I have the #1 QB, RB, TE, and D. Still tied for #1 in div.

catt league: If I'd picked up Charles Clay instead of Clay Harbor, I'd have won. I'm more or less fucked here for the rest of the year. But considering it's the only free league, eh. Last pick in the draft wasn't nearly as bad as the injury daemon visiting me. Repeatedly.
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Heh... Vinatieri scored as many points for me as Eli and Alfred Morris each did. Nice.
And just managed to squeak by Andrew Luck on the other team in 2nd league.
3rd league is an abortion and all my players died.
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Moved to 7-2 in my F&F league and first overall.

Middle of the pack in my work league.
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Can't believe this is the second league with a trade scandal involving the commish. In the other one, the commish was accused of shoving through a Garcon-for-Wilson trade before enough people had a chance to vote on it. What the fuck is in the air this year?

After all his bitching, after I voted against my own trade and told him the other guy wanted out, he still let it go through. Wtf?
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Need a flex: Martavis Bryant at NYJ or Crabtree at New Orleans? Thinking Bryant because Pittsburgh's passing game is on a roll and the Jets aren't stopping them. Kaep didn't break 250 yards passing against the Rams and he's not a TD machine, either. Big Ben currently is.
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I think Kaep is the most overrated QB in the NFL right now.

Big Ben should destroy that terrible Jets secondary, but remember the Steelers like to play down to their opponents.
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Leisher wrote:AP not going to jail.

So both Ray and Adrian get less jail time than me? Oh yeah, awesome system of justice this country has.

In the NFC South, the top team has a .500 record. In the AFC North, the bottom team has a better than .500 record.




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Fitzpatrick: out.

Greg Hardy: out and then some.

Jets fans getting restless.

Ray Farmer is mentally incompetent.
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Carlos Hyde's future looks a bit brighter.



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Poor Lattimore.
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Fuckload of careers ending prematurely this year.
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Imagine if he had been able to go the NFL earlier though, instead of having to wait.
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TheCatt wrote:Imagine if he had been able to go the NFL earlier though, instead of having to wait.
Would've blown out his knees for way more money.

And hey, looks like we play each other this week.
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Between injuries and bye week, I'm going to need a lot of luck.
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Bengals and Browns playing tonight. The loser has to watch Johnny Clipboard and Justin Bieber reenact a scene from Brokeback Mountain.
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Someone in my league has bailed. I don't suppose anyone wants to take on a sub .500 team's management responsibilities?
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Malcolm wrote:Someone in my league has bailed. I don't suppose anyone wants to take on a sub .500 team's management responsibilities?
Admittedly, that matches my job description from all existing leagues that I'm in... but no.
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Post by Troy »

Yeah like I need one more league to lose in each week. I'm on the worst streak ever in FF, like 6 losses in a row in both leagues.
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