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Fuck me. Not a fun time on the waiver wire this week. Injury fairy was busy.
EDIT: Except the non-keeper non-PPR league, everyone's healthy there. Wtf?
Edited By Malcolm on 1411526135
EDIT: Except the non-keeper non-PPR league, everyone's healthy there. Wtf?
Edited By Malcolm on 1411526135
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
I got the rookie Baltimore back. Justin Forsett's been bounced around more teams than a crack whore. Lorenzo might have a future. I still feel the pain, though. Really kicking myself for trading away Lev Bell instead of Woodhead last year.TheCatt wrote:I just picked up Bridgewater in my keeper league. F me.
As for Teddy. Well, hell. The Vikes are going to be throwing. A lot. Not necessarily to their WRs.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Fistbump, fellow former user of Danny Woodhead. I did the same thing this morning too.Malcolm wrote:I got the rookie Baltimore back. Justin Forsett's been bounced around more teams than a crack whore. Lorenzo might have a future. I still feel the pain, though. Really kicking myself for trading away Lev Bell instead of Woodhead last year.TheCatt wrote:I just picked up Bridgewater in my keeper league. F me.
As for Teddy. Well, hell. The Vikes are going to be throwing. A lot. Not necessarily to their WRs.
catt league:
Approximately half my starters are on bye this week, somehow. A.J. Green, Ball, Terry West, and J-Cam. Fortunately Old Man F-Jackson and a couple top 10 WRs are available from my bench...
Keeper PPR:
Fucking playing Lorenzo Talia-something because Pierce was gimpy and Forsett is Forsett. Pierce has hobbled back to life, so it's a fucking 3-way in Baltimore. I have both. I also have dead weight Jeremy Kerley, and I kind of have to keep him around in case Decker (also mine) is out. Otherwise, I could ditch Kerley for backup RB Old Man S-Jackson. One of my two Baltimore RBs needs to claim goddamn dominance or I just pissed away about $15 on the waiver wire. Fuck it, I'm going to flex Torrey Smith. I can always blame it on Flaccid Flacco.
Non-keeper non-PPR:
Fucking roller coaster WRs need to stabilize. Cruz, Wallace, Andre Johnson. Fuck you all.
2-1 in all leagues except the one I care about most, the keeper PPR. Fucking naturally.
Edited By Malcolm on 1411614359
Approximately half my starters are on bye this week, somehow. A.J. Green, Ball, Terry West, and J-Cam. Fortunately Old Man F-Jackson and a couple top 10 WRs are available from my bench...
Keeper PPR:
Fucking playing Lorenzo Talia-something because Pierce was gimpy and Forsett is Forsett. Pierce has hobbled back to life, so it's a fucking 3-way in Baltimore. I have both. I also have dead weight Jeremy Kerley, and I kind of have to keep him around in case Decker (also mine) is out. Otherwise, I could ditch Kerley for backup RB Old Man S-Jackson. One of my two Baltimore RBs needs to claim goddamn dominance or I just pissed away about $15 on the waiver wire. Fuck it, I'm going to flex Torrey Smith. I can always blame it on Flaccid Flacco.
Non-keeper non-PPR:
Fucking roller coaster WRs need to stabilize. Cruz, Wallace, Andre Johnson. Fuck you all.
2-1 in all leagues except the one I care about most, the keeper PPR. Fucking naturally.
Edited By Malcolm on 1411614359
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Even better. The dumb-asses over in Cleveland are going with a 3-way as well. Fucking seriously. In five years, every NFL team will have one RB per down.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Bill Simmons suspended for criticizing Goodell.
If he had criticized the SEC he'd have been fired.
If he had criticized the SEC he'd have been fired.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
In July, Stephen A. Smith, a commentator on “First Take,” was discussing Rice and the two-game suspension that Goodell initially imposed. In rambling remarks, Smith suggested that women should avoid provoking men into assaulting them. He was soon after suspended from a week from “First Take” and his ESPN Radio show.
At least they're being a douchebag to both sides. Because if there's one thing I don't want from ESPN, it's opinions on events going on in sports.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
The fans are just ripping ESPN and rightly so. They're as unbiased as MSNBC.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
Derek Jeter mistakes newspapers for opposing defenses.
Roddy White ... "good to go" to be a decoy.
What would he say to Eli?
"Don't read the papers, don't listen to it..."
Roddy White ... "good to go" to be a decoy.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."