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Geno suuuucks

I actually thought Cam had an ok day against the Steelers. It was our defense and special teams that let us down. Run game too.
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Malcolm wrote:Whoa. Rob Bironas.
More whoa.
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Fuck me. Not a fun time on the waiver wire this week. Injury fairy was busy.

EDIT: Except the non-keeper non-PPR league, everyone's healthy there. Wtf?




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Yeaaaahhh Browns

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LOL!!!! i actually saw that during the game. Me and my wife had a good laugh about that dude.
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Johnny's let himself go.
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I just picked up Bridgewater in my keeper league. F me.
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TheCatt wrote:I just picked up Bridgewater in my keeper league. F me.
I got the rookie Baltimore back. Justin Forsett's been bounced around more teams than a crack whore. Lorenzo might have a future. I still feel the pain, though. Really kicking myself for trading away Lev Bell instead of Woodhead last year.

As for Teddy. Well, hell. The Vikes are going to be throwing. A lot. Not necessarily to their WRs.
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Stupidest thing I've done in my keeper league: Trading away Foles 2 years ago when Vick was the starter.
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Malcolm wrote:
TheCatt wrote:I just picked up Bridgewater in my keeper league. F me.
I got the rookie Baltimore back. Justin Forsett's been bounced around more teams than a crack whore. Lorenzo might have a future. I still feel the pain, though. Really kicking myself for trading away Lev Bell instead of Woodhead last year.

As for Teddy. Well, hell. The Vikes are going to be throwing. A lot. Not necessarily to their WRs.
Fistbump, fellow former user of Danny Woodhead. I did the same thing this morning too.
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I was stoked, too. Week before last was, "Hey, the Ryan Mathews injury train is right on time."
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catt league:

Approximately half my starters are on bye this week, somehow. A.J. Green, Ball, Terry West, and J-Cam. Fortunately Old Man F-Jackson and a couple top 10 WRs are available from my bench...

Keeper PPR:

Fucking playing Lorenzo Talia-something because Pierce was gimpy and Forsett is Forsett. Pierce has hobbled back to life, so it's a fucking 3-way in Baltimore. I have both. I also have dead weight Jeremy Kerley, and I kind of have to keep him around in case Decker (also mine) is out. Otherwise, I could ditch Kerley for backup RB Old Man S-Jackson. One of my two Baltimore RBs needs to claim goddamn dominance or I just pissed away about $15 on the waiver wire. Fuck it, I'm going to flex Torrey Smith. I can always blame it on Flaccid Flacco.

Non-keeper non-PPR:

Fucking roller coaster WRs need to stabilize. Cruz, Wallace, Andre Johnson. Fuck you all.

2-1 in all leagues except the one I care about most, the keeper PPR. Fucking naturally.




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Even better. The dumb-asses over in Cleveland are going with a 3-way as well. Fucking seriously. In five years, every NFL team will have one RB per down.
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Bill Simmons suspended for criticizing Goodell.

If he had criticized the SEC he'd have been fired.
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In July, Stephen A. Smith, a commentator on “First Take,” was discussing Rice and the two-game suspension that Goodell initially imposed. In rambling remarks, Smith suggested that women should avoid provoking men into assaulting them. He was soon after suspended from a week from “First Take” and his ESPN Radio show.

At least they're being a douchebag to both sides. Because if there's one thing I don't want from ESPN, it's opinions on events going on in sports.
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The fans are just ripping ESPN and rightly so. They're as unbiased as MSNBC.
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Derek Jeter mistakes newspapers for opposing defenses.
What would he say to Eli?

"Don't read the papers, don't listen to it..."


Roddy White ... "good to go" to be a decoy.
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Steve Smith channels Kelly Bundy.
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At least starting Eli doesn't seem like a shitty decision yet.
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How many Redskins are injured now?

Many Redskins Many Panthers too.
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