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TheCatt wrote:
Malcolm wrote:Pats minus Gronk come up short.

Go home, fuckers.

Seconded.

Super Bowl victories since they were caught cheating: 0




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Touch football league is back.

And the Seahawks can go fuck themselves too. Cheaters through and through.
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Ouch. The leg isn't supposed to do that...

What play set you off Catt?

I'm rooting for both teams to somehow lose. Hate Carroll and Harbaugh.
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No particular play. The numerous drug suspensions. The CONSTANTpass interference/holding that never gets called.

Don't really care for Carroll. I like Harbaugh. can't say I know him, but I empathize with his pants situations. Wife always wants me to buy new clothes. I hate wasting money on clothes.
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Harbaugh is from Toledo. So he's a hometown guy. I still hate him. He's an asshole, and he went to Michigan...although, that's redundant.

I don't like Carroll either. He escaped punishment for cheating by running to the NFL.

I have to pick one, so I'm rooting for Seattle to keep SF away from the Steelers' records.

Go Peyton!
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Yeah... Go Peyton, go Broncos. Go John Fox. I always liked him at Carolina.



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Richard Sherman is the biggest piece of shit in the league.

If not for the NFL, he'd be serving 5-life.
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From Bill Simmons' latest column:

Q: We need to be prepared for the very real possibility that the two teams playing in the Super Bowl will be representing the only two states that legalized marijuana. I think before we go any further, don’t we need to come up with a name ASAP? The best I could do is the Smoke-A-Bowl. I know you and your readers can do better.
—Scott M, Chicago, IL

SG: I narrowed it down to five choices that would definitely be sponsored by Taco Bell, Sour Patch Kids and Cheetos: The Weed Bowl, the 420 Bowl, the Pot Bowl, the Smoke-A-Bowl, or the Doobie Bowl. (Thinking.) Wait a second, why am I narrowing this down? What could possibly be better than the Doobie Bowl?! Could somebody make sure Michael McDonald and Patrick Simmons are on call minute by minute just in case?
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Leisher wrote:Richard Sherman is the biggest piece of shit in the league.

If not for the NFL, he'd be serving 5-life.
Suh. Sherman's a dick, so's Tate, and a lot of people on that team. But Ndamukong is worse.
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The Brady one is the most likely to be real.
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I love the Andy Dalton one.
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If anyone thinks college athletics are serious, tell me how that fucker got into Stanford?
Sherman reports a 3.9 GPA/990 SAT/1060 retake.

I got a better SAT in 8th grade.
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The Belichcik e-mail is awesome.



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Whatever, fuck the 49ers. I don't give nearly enough shits about Sherman to care since he made that play and stopped the 49ers from advancing.

I also scored higher than him on the SATs in 7th grade, but for an NFL athlete, that's downright scholarly.




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Whatever, fuck the 49ers.


Still pissed about last week? Been there.

One of the reasons I hate the Patriots is their repeated wins against the Steelers in the AFC Championship game.

Of course, they haven't been able to do that since they were caught cheating...
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Denver's pick offense vs Seahawks hold em defense
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They're already making history with the line.

Several Vegas books opened with different lines. Anywhere from Seattle -3 to the Broncos -1. Only that single book had the Broncos as favorites when betting opened.

Now, due to record money being thrown on the Broncos, they're favorites everywhere at -2.5.

Wow.
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Denver's got more quality receiving options than Seattle has pass rush and secondary options. Both Denver's offense and Seattle's defense are showing up. The real question is does Seattle's sometimes anemic offense choke against Denver's maybe above average defense?
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