That's awesome.
If you guys allow trades, you should examine your lineup and make a "you can't turn this down" trade right now to fill a gap with a guy you can keep for next year.
Also, I dare you to start as many Jacksonville players as possible in the same week.
NFL
PPR league:
Team is on the upswing, I hope. Gronk is back, Ray Rice is Ray Rice again, and is looks like Seattle is ramping up Wilson and Lynch. Only negative is losing Daniels. Will be a goddamn slugfest this week.
Me:
QB: Wilson
RBs: Lynch at Titans. Tough. Woodhead at Indy and Rice at GB. Not bad. Because both those dudes are currently clear top dogs, and they're reception beasts.
WRs: Welker at Jag-off-ville/New Detroit. Problem is the passing game will be bright, but short. I expect Peyton to ring up 4-5 scores, it's just a matter of Welker beating out Decker and T&T for the targets and routes. Thinking Jennings at Carolina if Cassel starts, otherwise Marlon Brown at GB.
TE: Gronk. At NO. I fully expect a QB sling-fest.
Enemy:
QB: Fucking Peyton playing the fucking Jags. Fucking fuck me.
RBs: Law Firm at Buffalo. He might get a couple TDs. Gore at Arizona. Fuck.
WRs: Amendola at NO. Damn. Austin Pettis at Houston. I expect Houston to take out its frustration on the Rams. St. Louis receivers are a gamble any given week. Doubt he'll get a multi-score game again. Hankerson at Dallas. Hanky's been quiet and he seems due for another score.
TE: Vernon Davis at Arizona. Random.
Standard league:
FUCKED
Decent WRs, decent TE, shitty RBs, shitty QBs.
Team is on the upswing, I hope. Gronk is back, Ray Rice is Ray Rice again, and is looks like Seattle is ramping up Wilson and Lynch. Only negative is losing Daniels. Will be a goddamn slugfest this week.
Me:
QB: Wilson
RBs: Lynch at Titans. Tough. Woodhead at Indy and Rice at GB. Not bad. Because both those dudes are currently clear top dogs, and they're reception beasts.
WRs: Welker at Jag-off-ville/New Detroit. Problem is the passing game will be bright, but short. I expect Peyton to ring up 4-5 scores, it's just a matter of Welker beating out Decker and T&T for the targets and routes. Thinking Jennings at Carolina if Cassel starts, otherwise Marlon Brown at GB.
TE: Gronk. At NO. I fully expect a QB sling-fest.
Enemy:
QB: Fucking Peyton playing the fucking Jags. Fucking fuck me.
RBs: Law Firm at Buffalo. He might get a couple TDs. Gore at Arizona. Fuck.
WRs: Amendola at NO. Damn. Austin Pettis at Houston. I expect Houston to take out its frustration on the Rams. St. Louis receivers are a gamble any given week. Doubt he'll get a multi-score game again. Hankerson at Dallas. Hanky's been quiet and he seems due for another score.
TE: Vernon Davis at Arizona. Random.
Standard league:
FUCKED
Decent WRs, decent TE, shitty RBs, shitty QBs.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Steelers not playing games anymore.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
You inbread
Like inside a doughy, starchy food item processed from grain?
Knock knock.
... Who's there?
The Cleveland Browns.
... Sorry, the toilet's down the hall, take your shit there.
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Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
RG3's unborn grandchildren are better QBs than Weeden, and you got that human/sloth hybrid until the season's end.Stranger wrote:Skins blow too! RG3 is already a washed up hobbled bum. Have fun sucking for the next 20 years after giving up all those picks to get him.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
How much money would it take for you to accept a reality where your favorite sports team becomes replaced with the Cleveland team?
So for me, the Redskins would become the Browns. They'd stay in DC, be the Redskins, etc, but really, they'd "be" the Browns.
I'm thinking half a million or so.
So for me, the Redskins would become the Browns. They'd stay in DC, be the Redskins, etc, but really, they'd "be" the Browns.
I'm thinking half a million or so.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Dude. I'm from the town with the football team that's never won a title, the baseball team that hasn't been shit since Kirby Puckett played, the thugball team that no one cares about, and the hockey team that's got an offense which may be charitably described as shit.
To quote the immortal Al Bundy, "Like I'd notice."
EDIT: Then again, the Vikes haven't been dim enough to trade away their top RB.
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To quote the immortal Al Bundy, "Like I'd notice."
EDIT: Then again, the Vikes haven't been dim enough to trade away their top RB.
Edited By Malcolm on 1381708300
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
PPR league:
In spite of going against Vernon Davis and his 41-point game, I think I may win. Woodhead needs to outscore Hankerson. There is literally no one else the opponent could have had at TE this week even to be in it.
Standard:
Still completely fucked.
In spite of going against Vernon Davis and his 41-point game, I think I may win. Woodhead needs to outscore Hankerson. There is literally no one else the opponent could have had at TE this week even to be in it.
Standard:
Still completely fucked.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Cassel has just made up the coaches' minds. Nothing official yet, but the vibe is in the air.
To quote one of my league opponents:
To quote one of my league opponents:
What the hell are you talking about. I always wanted a QB with ADHD who happens to be in stage 1 of the NFL's drug program and was recently cut from an 0-4 team for playing like shit. This is awesome.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."