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Malcolm wrote:FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Vikings signed Freeman to a 1-year deal.

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When I heard the news, I couldn't wait to see this blow up.

He's making more than Ponder and Cassell combined! You never know, maybe they know something we don't know?

Although, do you see what's happening to Pryor in Oakland? He's being coached by the guy who coached Freeman to good seasons. Call me crazy, but maybe that's who teams should be going for, instead of the QBs he's making look good.

On a different note, what couldn't the Steelers ask from the Texans in return for Big Ben?
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Buffalo starts another scrub.
He's making more than Ponder and Cassell combined!

More what? Turnovers?

On a different note, what couldn't the Steelers ask from the Texans in return for Big Ben?

Foster. Andre Johnson.
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More what? Turnovers?


Money. They were talking about it on Mike and Mike this morning.

And c'mon, he'd have to work hard to turn the ball over more than Ponder.

Foster. Andre Johnson.


Why would they want them? The Steelers don't need veteran help. They need young players.
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And c'mon, he'd have to work hard to turn the ball over more than Ponder.

Freeman looks like he's up to the challenge. Word is it'll be a three-way competition.
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The #Broncos' 51 points in yesterday's win are as many points as the Jaguars have scored all season.

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Gabbert's starting career probably over.
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Someone please explain to me right now why Jacksonville doesn't immediately sign Tebow.

Your "golden boy" is gone for the year.

You're the worst team in the NFL.

Your attendance sucks.

Your fan base has showed some life every time Tebow is discussed.

Sign him to a one year deal. Let him boost your ratings and merchandise sales. If he does well enough, great, bring him back. If not, let him go when you sign your new franchise QB, and folks will accept it.
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Your "golden boy" is gone for the year.

They had one? The only dudes with a future on that offense are Cecil Shorts and maybe Justin Blackmon.
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Malcolm wrote:
Your "golden boy" is gone for the year.
They had one? The only dudes with a future on that offense are Cecil Shorts and maybe Justin Blackmon.
Read this.

You'll see how insane they are in Jacksonville.
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LOL
Rick’s Cabaret airs every NFL game, but the Giants have apparently been killing the mood every time the club televises their game. New York is 0-5, and as a result of that dismal start, the strip club has decided to stop airing Giants games.
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How bad are the Giants? They're bad enough to kill the mood of men in strip clubs getting lap dances. You also consider the alternative is the Jets.
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Leisher wrote:
Malcolm wrote:
Your "golden boy" is gone for the year.

They had one? The only dudes with a future on that offense are Cecil Shorts and maybe Justin Blackmon.

Read this.

You'll see how insane they are in Jacksonville.

There are some awesome quotes in there.

The most famous Jaguar ever? Fragile Freddie Taylor, who murdered more than 34.8 million fantasy seasons from 1999 through 2009.

OMFG. "Everyone set your Fred Taylor injury beepers to standby." I managed to avoid him completely.

Gabbert has played so poorly that the Madden video game sarcastically included a "Blaine Gabbert Legacy Award" for this year's game. The joke was that you have to work hard and earn tons of points to qualify for different Legacy awards — Elway, Sanders, Marino, etc. — but for Gabbert's Legacy Award, you need to earn only two points. Now that's just mean.

It is a results league and we're trying to stay away from that.

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If you like sports, you should be reading Bill Simmons' columns. He's hilarious and brings a lot of pop culture into them.
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Damn...

Is it the Jets D making Atlanta look bad or is it Matt Ryan?
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Dude, wtf? Owen Daniels is getting his leg MRI'd. Fortunately, much like the Jurassic Park scene where T-Rex stomps and make the water ripple, Gronk is scheduled to come back this week. I think Brady will be ecstatic. I'm almost expecting a multi-TD week.
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Julio no longer down by the schoolyard.
NFL Media's Jeff Darlington reported Tuesday, per a team source, that the Falcons have "legitimate concern" that wide receiver Julio Jones will miss the season with a foot injury.
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I surrender. I'm holding out for my fantasy league's top pick next year.
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TheCatt wrote:I surrender. I'm holding out for my fantasy league's top pick next year.
I don't know of any league that works that way.
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It's how ours works. It's a keeper league, and worst team gets first pick.
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