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Peyton should have only had 6 TD passes. That dumb-ass on the Denver D prematurely celebrated and dropped the ball on a pick six. Unfortunately for him, he let go before his foot hit the end zone. Touchback. Fucking idiot.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Leisher wrote:Interesting article on passing analysis.
I've been looking for raw info like that for forever. Where do they get those stats?
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Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Can't find any reference. Then again, I didn't look too hard. But, holy shit, the Lions v. Vikings game:
1) Detroit has two TDs in the first half nullified by penalties ... one by that asshat Suh getting his first personal foul of the season.
2) Detroit makes a pick with the Vikes backed up to the 20, then take the penalty I mentioned, then throw a pick on the next play.
Best comment I've seen on nfl.com in awhile:
I just bought a Lions bumper sticker for my old broke down vacuum cleaner and now it sucks again.
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1) Detroit has two TDs in the first half nullified by penalties ... one by that asshat Suh getting his first personal foul of the season.
2) Detroit makes a pick with the Vikes backed up to the 20, then take the penalty I mentioned, then throw a pick on the next play.
Best comment I've seen on nfl.com in awhile:
I just bought a Lions bumper sticker for my old broke down vacuum cleaner and now it sucks again.
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Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
The Steelers' season is over. Pouncey is gone for the year (again), and four other players left with injuries and didn't return. That's on top of all the starters already out hurt.
Then there's the RB situation where they cut fumble fingers Dwyer, and today fumble fingers Redman got benched after two fumbles. Then got back in when the backup went out with injury.
If I was the GM, I'd blow up the team now and start trading anyone with value. Get draft pick sand rebuild. You're not winning shit this year.
I look forward to the draft.
Then there's the RB situation where they cut fumble fingers Dwyer, and today fumble fingers Redman got benched after two fumbles. Then got back in when the backup went out with injury.
If I was the GM, I'd blow up the team now and start trading anyone with value. Get draft pick sand rebuild. You're not winning shit this year.
I look forward to the draft.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
Malcolm's Scrub of the Week Golden Toilet Brush Award Winner: Marshawn Lynch. Him and AP's performance against Detroit today have killed the 40 point start Welker and Rice gave me.
As for the Steelers, wow. I didn't think they'd be in a situation where Rashard Mendenhall would look like an upgrade. Le'Veon Bell better be Walter Payton reincarnated or they're fucked.
The Vikings ... where to begin? AP was the offense. Eventually he'll get hurt or come across a real defense that contains the run. Then Christian Ponder comes on in fine form: 1 fumble, 3 picks, 1 score, and 230 yards plus change. 140 of those to one dude. His performance was more impotent than Jimmy Johnson doing an Enzyte commercial. Get him the fuck out. The defense was laughable. Reggie Bush shouldn't be able to hang 190 yards on your D. Joique fucking Bell made your goal line look more open than Paris Hilton's legs.
As for the Steelers, wow. I didn't think they'd be in a situation where Rashard Mendenhall would look like an upgrade. Le'Veon Bell better be Walter Payton reincarnated or they're fucked.
The Vikings ... where to begin? AP was the offense. Eventually he'll get hurt or come across a real defense that contains the run. Then Christian Ponder comes on in fine form: 1 fumble, 3 picks, 1 score, and 230 yards plus change. 140 of those to one dude. His performance was more impotent than Jimmy Johnson doing an Enzyte commercial. Get him the fuck out. The defense was laughable. Reggie Bush shouldn't be able to hang 190 yards on your D. Joique fucking Bell made your goal line look more open than Paris Hilton's legs.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Romo's apparently ok from his hit last night, the likes of which I've not seen outside Tecmo Bowl. RG3 is looking more and more like he plays for Washington.
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Edited By Malcolm on 1378774829
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
One league, Victor Cruz and Reggie Bush destroyed me. The other league, Owen Daniels pulls a miracle. Multi-TD game. Rare shit. That comes from someone who's owned him every season since he was fantasy relevant. He's my backup until Gronk gets better.Malcolm wrote:My fate is in Owen Daniels's hands. He needs a repeat of his first half stats.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."