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Who wants to play in Miami's stadium?
Miami Dolphins CEO Mike Dee said in a television interview Sunday his team won't pay for any renovations to Sun Life Stadium after the Florida Legislature ended its session without passing any funding plan that would assist the team's quest to refurbish the stadium.
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No no, the stats I read were like 30th in NFL at pinning the opponent behind the 20. So, terrible.
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Troy wrote:No no, the stats I read were like 30th in NFL at pinning the opponent behind the 20. So, terrible.
When your QB can't move the ball downfield, you find yourself punting from a ways away.
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FUUUCKK YOU GUY I'VE NEVER HEARD OF!!!

http://www.nfl.com/news....-newton

The most obvious Panther troll article on NFL.com
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When I look at the young group of quarterbacks, I don't put Newton in the category of Andrew Luck, Robert Griffin III, Colin Kaepernick and Russell Wilson. He hasn't earned it.

Wtf? Newton looks to be the second-best in that sentence. RG3 has shown a bit more playing ability, but all these dudes are fairly green. Give them a few years.
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The Onion weighs in on Kluwe.

The last line is brilliant.

Meanwhile, Kluwe is writing his own satire piece on Twitter in response.
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Titus Young, arrested twice in a little over 12 hours. Arrested once, car impounded. Arrested again ... for trying to steal the car from the tow company's lot.
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Malcolm wrote:Titus Young, arrested twice in a little over 12 hours. Arrested once, car impounded. Arrested again ... for trying to steal the car from the tow company's lot.
Third time's a charm. Christ on crutch. Gangsters in the '20s didn't get hauled in this often.
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Kluwe signs with Raiders. Presumably, just in case old man Janikowski's leg flies off.
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Malcolm wrote:Kluwe signs with Raiders. Presumably, just in case old man Janikowski's leg flies off.
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Seabass is the one of the few dudes I can think of that handle kickoffs, FGs, and punts. He's also about 35, which is only like 20 in NFL kicker years, so he's got mileage left, but I think his leg strength might be losing a bit.
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[url=http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nfl--patri ... rstroke-22
3318894.html]Tebow to Patriots.[/url]

At least Belichick was smart enough to wait for Tebow to be a bargain.
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Yeah, now Danny Woodhead has a backup.
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Malcolm wrote:Yeah, now Danny Woodhead has a backup.

Or Gronkowski. Or starting TE if he has any more surgeries.
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Or Gronkowski. Or starting TE if he has any more surgeries.
This Hernandez situation seems to be destiny.

No Gronk.
No Hernandez.

There's our 3rd string QB Tebow who has a TE built...
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Reports say that Tebow can't run passing routes, catch, or (maybe most importantly) block. I don't see him doing the TE switch.
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WSGrundy wrote:"Hoe, where in the fuck did you come from?"

Pacman on ESPN Radio. The 1:00 mark is when it starts.
Sounded like "Oh" instead of "Hoe" to me.
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