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Minnesota Vikings: Delusional and embracing mediocrity. Oh well, nice chance we had at getting a real offense. Were I AP, I'd be seeking a trade yesterday.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Ponder fucking blows. Joe Webb (the backup or 3rd-stringer) is worth more of a look. He's a future Dirty Sanchez.TheCatt wrote:Hmmm, Ponder isn't that awful. What do you think your choices are?
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Conan O'Brien just tweeted:
That made me laugh.
The New York Jets just fired their general manager. There, all fixed.
That made me laugh.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
Apparently in Malcolm's world, your top 5 or suck ass.
Ponder is mediocre.
Ponder is mediocre.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Joe Webb passes and runs better than Mr. Samantha Steele. Whether Ponder's shitty or mediocre, his backup's still got far more promise and potential.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
How fantastic would it be to hear the rant if the Vikings traded Ponder for Tebow?
I mean, by Malcolm's logic, they could since he'd want them to start Webb.
I mean, by Malcolm's logic, they could since he'd want them to start Webb.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
I have yet to see Tebow truly fuck up for a whole season, although I've no doubt he could and will. Three out of every four quarters he played, while ultimately being successful, looked awful. I've yet to see definitive proof. Ponder just fucked up a season. The Vikings aren't getting Tebow. I hear he's all but sealed up for Jacksonville.
They're free to be wrong if they want to.
Im guessing the coaches, who see a lot more of these players than you, disagree.
They're free to be wrong if they want to.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Actually, Tebow has a year left, but they're dumping him. So if they wanted to, the Vikings could trade for him...
Saw an interesting article on him yesterday that says most scouts think he could become a star if he'd just switch positions. Why the Jets didn't use him like the Steelers used Kordell Stewart I'll never understand. They wasted third round pick on a guy who saw the field less than 50 plays this year. No wonder the GM was fired.
Saw an interesting article on him yesterday that says most scouts think he could become a star if he'd just switch positions. Why the Jets didn't use him like the Steelers used Kordell Stewart I'll never understand. They wasted third round pick on a guy who saw the field less than 50 plays this year. No wonder the GM was fired.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
You realize I'm just teasing you right? I know there's no way the Vikings ever go after Tebow, especially considering their own QB situation. It'd just make it worse for no reason.
However, as I pointed out earlier, it be entertaining as fuck to watch you meltdown if they did trade for him.
However, as I pointed out earlier, it be entertaining as fuck to watch you meltdown if they did trade for him.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
How many NFC title games did they take you to?
I love Moon, but his best years were in Houston. Favre still had one great year left for you guys.
I never bought Culpepper. I think his receivers made him better than he was.
I love Moon, but his best years were in Houston. Favre still had one great year left for you guys.
I never bought Culpepper. I think his receivers made him better than he was.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
In my $100 auction league, we draft but get to keep up to 4 players from the previous year. Just got my prices.
Here's everyone worth mentioning, * means I'm definitely keeping them:
Ben Roethlisberger - $5: No. Russell Wilson is $2.
*Marshawn Lynch - $6: So goddamn cheap, only 6 sub-100 yard games this year. Hit up 49ers D for 100+ yards and a TD. Twice.
Ray Rice - $28: No. Joe Flacco would need to be benched.
Michael Crabtree - $17: Wondering how he got this expensive. Either way, not a bad deal. I'm 75% yes.
Wes Welker - $14: Thinking his ceiling is WR2. That's awfully expensive for a WR2/Flex, and his numbers keep getting shittier as the TEs and other WRs (Lloyd and Edelman) eat into his targets and TDs. 75% no.
Owen Daniels - $7: Too much cash for inconsistent performance.
*Russell Wilson - $2: I'll buy in for $2.
Rashard Mendenhall - $1: Unless he solidifies his job in the off-season, no.
Thoughts?
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Here's everyone worth mentioning, * means I'm definitely keeping them:
Ben Roethlisberger - $5: No. Russell Wilson is $2.
*Marshawn Lynch - $6: So goddamn cheap, only 6 sub-100 yard games this year. Hit up 49ers D for 100+ yards and a TD. Twice.
Ray Rice - $28: No. Joe Flacco would need to be benched.
Michael Crabtree - $17: Wondering how he got this expensive. Either way, not a bad deal. I'm 75% yes.
Wes Welker - $14: Thinking his ceiling is WR2. That's awfully expensive for a WR2/Flex, and his numbers keep getting shittier as the TEs and other WRs (Lloyd and Edelman) eat into his targets and TDs. 75% no.
Owen Daniels - $7: Too much cash for inconsistent performance.
*Russell Wilson - $2: I'll buy in for $2.
Rashard Mendenhall - $1: Unless he solidifies his job in the off-season, no.
Thoughts?
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Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Joe Webb passes and runs better than Mr. Samantha Steele. Whether Ponder's shitty or mediocre, his backup's still got far more promise and potential.
Fate decides Malcolm's theory gets a chance.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."