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I'm not asking for Cleveland to get TDs or even win, just to get in the red zone 3-4 times a game and have it not end on a fucking turnover.
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Malcolm wrote:I'm not asking for Cleveland to get TDs or even win, just to get in the red zone 3-4 times a game and have it not end on a fucking turnover.
I ask to win the lottery too... still aint gonna happen.
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Phil had a steady string of 10+ point games going before I took him and he starting sucking. The Ravens kicker pulled the same shit on me, and after I drop his ass, he's back up to about 10 per game.
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KICKERS ARE RANDOM
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No they aren't. They perform consistently well until I pick them up, then they suck. Then after I drop them, they do well again.

In other news, benching Michael Crabtree just screwed me this week. FUCK FUCK FUCK. Michael Crabtree is fucking random.
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I'm the team with 40 points.

J Feely FTW... 1 FG or a few PATs and I'm there.
43-42 bitches!

At least, I think so, given that the website appears to have been a victim of the storm.
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Hey, there was a game today between Chicago and Tennessee ... for about half a quarter. Goddamn.
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TheCatt wrote:KICKERS ARE RANDOM

So, I drop Phucking Phil Dawson, who has 3 FGs today and 1 XP. I picked up Justin Tucker, who has 2 XPs. Random my fucking ass.

EDIT: Phucking Phil now has 5 FGs.



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Yes, RANDOM, as in, JUST STICK WITH THE FUCKER. Mean reversion, bitch.
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Phil Dawson was lights out! :D

I can't believe the Steelers won that game. They had to fly that day, had no hotel, no place for their typical meetings/walkthru, and the officials were crazy biased for the Giants (They were directly responsible for the Giants first 14 points.), and yet they still pulled it off. Giood statement game. Hopefully, they won't shit it away with a poor showing against KC next week.
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Eli could not get it going at all...
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In spite of not having Phil, I suck, if only because my opponent started...
RG3
Ahmad Bradshaw
Law Firm
Cruz
Santana Moss

He's got Jimmy Graham and Maclin going tonight with me up by about 60 points. On the flip side, there was a dude in my league this week that destroyed.
Reggie Wayne
Andre Johnson
Andrew Luck
Chris Johnson
Doug Martin

He's at 170 and still has the New Orleans D going tonight. Martin got 64 points by himself.
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Isn't it weird how the universe balances itself?

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It's Texas. They've got a special sort of insane going on with football.
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I started the year with Jets defense. But they sucked so hard I had to pick up another team. I picked Denver:

TM DEN 7 @CAR1TD1INT7Sack1TD 5:09 4th 24

That's more than half my points so far this week. #4 Defense in the league, and probably moving up since Giants and Texans are the ones right above them.
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League A: I've got the least points scored in my div, but the least points scored against as well. 1st in my div, tied for 2nd/3rd best record overall out of 12 (would be 1st/2nd but some son-of-a-bitch has Chicago D).

League B: Every RB I touch gets injured. Every D I play has a career game against me. I have the most points against by a 100 point margin. Also only got 1 claim left because this psycho fucking league only allows 15 per season. Dead last out of 10.



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Rex Ryan must know something.
“I’m not going to let anyone else convince me otherwise, because this is how I feel,” Ryan said after the game. “[Sanchez] gives us the best opportunity to win games and that’s the only reason I make any moves.”

How much does Tebow have to suck such that Mark Sanchez is the better bet to win games?



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Why did they even pick him up?

And how did Houston's D outplay Chicago's.

Well, my fantasy season is as over as the Redskins' real season.
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