"America's Finest News Source" straight-up says Romney killed Jon Benet Ramsey.
http://www.theonion.com/article....n,29114
The First Obama Term
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I think I've posted this here before ... but ...thibodeaux wrote:I'm surprised the Onion is totally on Obama's jock.
True now as it was four years ago.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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Just saw some anti-Romney tv commercial about how maybe he doesn't pay income taxes or something. This strategy only works when you have the press dick-riding you, and you don't have to worry about them bringing up inconvenient truths.
I saw an anti-Romney commercial today that specifically said he only paid 14% in 2010 on his $20mil income (i think those were the numbers)... WHICH IS A LOWER TAX RATE THAN THE MIDDLE CLASS AMERICA PAID. THAT JUST AINT RIGHT.
I wonder if anyone in middle america will do the math on how much 14% is of $20mil.
I wonder if anyone in middle america will do the math on how much 14% is of $20mil.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Not enough for Romney to do me.GORDON wrote:I saw an anti-Romney commercial today that specifically said he only paid 14% in 2010 on his $20mil income (i think those were the numbers)... WHICH IS A LOWER TAX RATE THAN THE MIDDLE CLASS AMERICA PAID. THAT JUST AINT RIGHT.
I wonder if anyone in middle america will do the math on how much 14% is of $20mil.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Biden tells audience GOP would put them "back in chains".
He said this in a city that's 48% black. The MSM doesn't seem to mind.
Seriously? Put the media bias aside, and make no mistake if a Republican had said that there would be hell to pay, and focus on the policies of the two parties.
One wants you to stop getting handouts, and instead work and earn your own way.
The other wants you to sit at home and let the government run your life.
Somehow Biden thinks the first one sounds like slavery.
He said this in a city that's 48% black. The MSM doesn't seem to mind.
Seriously? Put the media bias aside, and make no mistake if a Republican had said that there would be hell to pay, and focus on the policies of the two parties.
One wants you to stop getting handouts, and instead work and earn your own way.
The other wants you to sit at home and let the government run your life.
Somehow Biden thinks the first one sounds like slavery.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
They already straight-up said Romney killed a girl... why would suggesting he wants to re-enslave black people be a step down? They are already in the sewer and wallowing and gargling with piss and shit and spitting it everywhere to see where it sticks.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Veterans and Navy Seals openly slam the Obama Administration for all the intelligence leaks coming out of the White House.
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Get past the "he redeployed to heaven" at about the 1:30 mark, it gets better after that.
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Get past the "he redeployed to heaven" at about the 1:30 mark, it gets better after that.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Bakery tells Biden to go elsewhere.
The owner politely declined to have Biden stop in because he disagrees with Obama's "you didn't build that" speech.
Watch the video, and stick around until the reporter tells you what the secret service did in response. Hilarious.
The owner politely declined to have Biden stop in because he disagrees with Obama's "you didn't build that" speech.
Watch the video, and stick around until the reporter tells you what the secret service did in response. Hilarious.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
It just occurred to me that the U.S. is about to put a major drug kingpin on trial.
His defense should be, "I didn't do that. Other people did that."
His defense should be, "I didn't do that. Other people did that."
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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This is a good insight, because we all know it's true. Criminals are never responsible for their actions (unless it's like, Enron or something). Nuh uh; there's always some kind of "root cause" that means the government needs to spend more money. So, just as no person is responsible for his own success, neither is a person responsible for his failures.Leisher wrote:His defense should be, "I didn't do that. Other people did that."
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Bake shop owner declines a visit from Biden.
Publicity is great, is getting lots of business.
I give him 3 months before the press "vets" him so hard he goes out of business, ala Joe the Plumber.
http://www.roanoke.com/news/breaking/wb/312876
Publicity is great, is getting lots of business.
I give him 3 months before the press "vets" him so hard he goes out of business, ala Joe the Plumber.
http://www.roanoke.com/news/breaking/wb/312876
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."