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The First Obama Term

He'll be assassinated before he takes office.
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He'll be assinated in office.
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He really is the anti-christ and we're all going to die.
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His Presidency will be a failure of Jimmy Carter Proportions.
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His Presidency will be seen by history as mediocre.
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His Presidency will be seen as a success of Reagan proportions.
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He really is the second coming of Christ and GORDON is screwed.
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Labor Department is backing down.
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No one would insure me because of my pre-existing conditions


No one would insure my house because it was built in a flood plain and was on fire.

This is what chaps my ass: people don't want "insurance." They want free doctor visits. But we have to pretend it's insurance, so insurance gets f-d up.
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“No one would insure me because of my pre-existing conditions. No one. Until President Obama stood up for me and millions of Americans like me across Iowa and across the country,” she said.
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She said she explains her situation more clearly when she gives a 15-minute presentation on the issue. She said some of the specifics were trimmed out when she and campaign staff members shortened her standard presentation to about three minutes.

In general, she said, the campaign wanted her to speak as a person who has struggled to find coverage. “I never thought they tried to make me the face of someone giving credit to the president for doing something he hadn’t done,” she said.

Um, but you did do that.
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GORDON wrote:Here it is.

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Top Ten Rejected NPR Headlines

10. Did Hitler Get a Bad Rap?

9. Should I tell my husband I'm cheating on him? And planning to murder him?

8. What's so Morbid about Morbid Obesity?

7. Should I bait this rat-hole with my penis? If not, why not?

6. Is thirteen really too young?

5. Should I eat a knife?

4. Who's afraid of late-stage Hanta virus?

3. Candy From Strangers: Are we teaching our children to be ungrateful?

2. Hey, anyone want to see the new Woody Allen movie?

...and the number one rejected NPR headline...

1. Your Mouth: Why it pays to be trusting about what will or won't happen there
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Jon Lovtiz is getting JOE THE PLUMBERed for saying something bad about Obama.

http://www.mediaite.com/online....ot-king
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Obama's 2012 campaign slogan:

http://go.bloomberg.com/politic....ok-back

Why that's sadly funny:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socialist_League_Vpered
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SEALS join the Secret Service with "aren't happy with Obama."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news....it.html
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Wait, I thought Obama killed bin Laden himself, choking him out with his bare hands after riding down into his compound on a beam of starlight from the ninth dimension of awesomesauce, where the wealthy work 2,000 hours a day and pay a 100% tax rate so the other 99% can party all the time and everyone has all the contraception they could ever possibly want.
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Wait, I thought Obama killed bin Laden himself, choking him out with his bare hands after riding down into his compound on a beam of starlight from the ninth dimension of awesomesauce, where the wealthy work 2,000 hours a day and pay a 100% tax rate so the other 99% can party all the time and everyone has all the contraception they could ever possibly want.


This.
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I can't believe I forgot to mention his unicorn-pegasus-kitten mount that he rode down on that is 50% pirate, 50% ninja, and 75% robot-monkey-dinosaur.
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Can you imagine if Bush had done this?
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Liberal assholes loved to say Bush=Hitler, but the similarities between Hitler and Obama are FAR more numerous.
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http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-pre....ay-2012
NOW, THEREFORE, I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of America, do hereby proclaim May 1, 2012, as Loyalty Day. This Loyalty Day, I call upon all the people of the United States to join in support of this national observance, whether by displaying the flag of the United States or pledging allegiance to the Republic for which it stands.
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I assume all laws/proclamations/etc are all written like that, but damn.
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He chose the First of May for that? Really?

But that's already a (NSFW) holiday...
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DAAAAAAAMN

I could almost see myself voting for this guy.
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Free stuff, from cradle to grave
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Under Romney/Ryan, Julia can just keep her own damned money,.
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thibodeaux wrote:DAAAAAAAMN

I could almost see myself voting for this guy.
At this point, I'm pretty much voting for him no matter what.
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Post by thibodeaux »

Fuck Romney, based on his record as MassGov. He INVENTED Obamacare.
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