A case that holds your iPad and your Fleshlight.
Apparently so you can look at an image on the iPad and fuck the Fleshlight at the same time.
Maybe 2012 is our last year on Earth?
Really? REALLY?!
I know I've quoted it here before, but Dennis Miller once said, "When an out of work iron worker can sit on his couch and fuck a virtual Claudia Schifer for $19.95, it'll make crack look like Sanka."
I think we're just about there.
Seriously, how many divorces is stuff like this going to be responsible for?
Statistics already indicate that young males are having a hard time performing in the bedroom because internet porn has desensitized them. Imagine how worthless they'll become when this is a reality!
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I think we're just about there.
Seriously, how many divorces is stuff like this going to be responsible for?
Statistics already indicate that young males are having a hard time performing in the bedroom because internet porn has desensitized them. Imagine how worthless they'll become when this is a reality!
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“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell
Why would your eyes have to be on your belly button. They have a picture of exactly how it works. Other than the chick appearing extremely tiny. I thought it was funny. Obviously the motion sensors in the pad will bounce her breasts around for you. It will moan, etc. I think it's brilliant. Not for me, of course. . . . But I bet it makes that dude a fuck ton of money.