Can we admit the TSA is worthless, yet?
Since then, law enforcement, flight crews and passengers have been <s>on high alert for suspicious activity on airplanes</s> treated to the shittiest version of air travel since the days of the De Havilland Comet. The scare exposed major holes in the country's national security and prompted immediate changes in <s>terror-screening policies</s> how much cash we waste on pretending we're safe.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."