"Martyrs or Marines -- Who Do you Think Will Get The Virgins?"
"U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents To Allah"
"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"
"The Marine Corps -- When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"
"Death Smiles At Everyone -- Marines Smile Back"
"What Do You Feel When You Kill A Terrorist? ... A Reassuring Recoil"
"Marines -- Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"
"My Marine Can Pick Off Your Honor Student at a Click and a Half"
"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"
"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"
"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -- It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl"
"One Shot, Twelve Kills -- Marine Artillery"
"My kid fought in Iraq so yours can party in college"
"Machine Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"
"Guns Don't Kill People -- I Kill People"
"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."