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Commanders up to 7th on tankthon. yaaayyyy. Browns 5th, but could help their position against the Ravens later.
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In Pittsburgh, the combined age of the QBs playing today is 81.

Don't worry about their health though. Neither team has a defense playing.
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Leisher wrote: Sun Nov 16, 2025 1:26 pm In Pittsburgh, the combined age of the QBs playing today is 81.

Don't worry about their health though. Neither team has a defense playing.
Depends on which side of the bed Steelers' D woke up on today. They've been so Jekyll/Hyde
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Great day for me to have Gainwell + Watson on the bench. Probably will still win since my opponent sucks donkey balls.
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Well, we know why Sanders wasn't starting.

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Shedeur Sanders regular season debut: 4/16, 47 yards, 0 TD, 1 INT, 2 sacks, 1 intentional grounding, 13.5 passer rating
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RedZone showed Sanders come in and the Cleveland faithful were super excited. I didn't see many more highlights. Now I know why.

I really need Goedert to score a TD to give me a good chance in one league. In the other, as long as St. Brown doesn't catch a 40 or 50 yard TD, I should be ok.
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My team blew chunks in the afternoon/late, but were far enough ahead it didn't matter. I have 1 player left, and a 25 pt lead. He has nothing.
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Leisher wrote: Mon Nov 17, 2025 5:05 pm NFL tells Chase to swallow.
"I'M GOING TO KILL THAT FUCKER IF MY FANTASY TEAM LOSESOSE!1!" - Someone, probably.
Leisher wrote: Mon Nov 17, 2025 5:05 pm Sanders' debut was even worse than he knew at the time.
I hope they saw his performance and were like "Oh shit, we better give these participation awards back"
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TheCatt wrote: Mon Nov 17, 2025 5:33 pm "I'M GOING TO KILL THAT FUCKER IF MY FANTASY TEAM LOSESOSE!1!" - Someone, probably.
Fan is short for fanatic...

However, the gamblers who personally blame players are the lowest of the low. I do not understand how someone's brain makes that logic jump. YOU made a bad bet. YOU wagered more than you could lose. It's ALL YOUR fault.
TheCatt wrote: Mon Nov 17, 2025 5:33 pm I hope they saw his performance and were like "Oh shit, we better give these participation awards back"
Don't forget that Colorado retired his number or whatever.
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Leisher wrote: Mon Nov 17, 2025 8:14 pm However, the gamblers who personally blame players are the lowest of the low. I do not understand how someone's brain makes that logic jump. YOU made a bad bet. YOU wagered more than you could lose. It's ALL YOUR fault.
These people should be jailed. Or turned into paste.
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I am fucked in fantasy this week. I'm in a must win against the #1 team and I am down to one RB, Barkley. In a 12 team league, believe me when I tell you there is NOBODY left on waivers. My other guys are OUT or on BYE. To make matters worse, I have to start Jacobi Meyers as a WR, and I have nobody to put in FLEX.

However, I am #1 on the waiver wire and I'm targeting the only plausible option...

In the other league, I've got the bench guys to fill my lineup, but I'm playing one of the top 3 teams there.
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Leisher wrote: Tue Nov 18, 2025 4:23 pm However, I am #1 on the waiver wire and I'm targeting the only plausible option...
sean tucker?
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TheCatt wrote: Tue Nov 18, 2025 5:16 pmsean tucker?
Good guess, but he's taken. Wilson. The backup RB in GB. The problem is the injury report comes out tomorrow and waivers hit tonight. So, I could take a guy who won't start, but I have no other options.

Put a preseason parlay in of the Saints, Browns, Titans, and Dolphins to miss the playoffs. Looks like I have a .2% chance to lose that bet. If I lose it, I will demand a statue be erected in my honor on the strip. It'd be called "The Cooler".
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Leisher wrote: Tue Nov 18, 2025 10:19 pm Put a preseason parlay in of the Saints, Browns, Titans, and Dolphins to miss the playoffs. Looks like I have a .2% chance to lose that bet. If I lose it, I will demand a statue be erected in my honor on the strip. It'd be called "The Cooler".
Whoa. What's the payout on that?
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Not much. Remember, I don't wager shit. I'm not a whale...well, in gambling terms...I think I'm getting $40 on a $5 bet. All four teams were favorites to not make the playoffs, and I took the free money.

I made more last year wagering $5 that Houston would win their division. That paid $80.
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It would be the most AFC North thing ever.
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