I CAN HAS COMPILER?

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TPRJones
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Someone is working on a compiler to compile programs written in LOLCATS language. I shit you not. Here's a typical simple piece of LOLCODE to display a counter from 1 to 10:
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
UPZ VAR!!1
VISIBLE VAR
IZ VAR BIGR THAN 10? GTFO. KTHX
KTHX
KTHXBYE

I can't decide if this is subtle genious or outragous stupidity. Here's the link: http://www.lolcode.com/home




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Outrageous stupidity.
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At least there isn't a GOTO.

I think.
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This is a GOTO in LOLCODE:
WUZ DAT <LABEL> ' Label for GOTO location

IZ IT CAN BE <LABEL> TIEM PLEES ' Execution of GOTO to labeled location




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Ever wonder what people could accomplish if they spent time on useful things?
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Post by Malcolm »

TheCatt wrote:Ever wonder what people could accomplish if they spent time on useful things?
Yes. Then I'm glad that distractions exist. God only knows how fucked up the world would be if people pressed ahead full speed & nonstop w\ some ideas.
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