Just why?
Seriously, this has no actual purpose. That's why I called this thread "White Elephant Gifts". It's the only possible reason anyone would buy one. Just for the lols.
White Elephant Gifts
White Elephant Gifts
“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.” - Dr Thomas Sowell