I'm fine with comedians making up things, however don't say "this actually happened".
Louis C.K. starts many jokes like, "I was at a bar the other day, it doesn't matter where because I'm lying..."
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“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Hasan plays his stuff pretty straight in those stores, like they're real.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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You'd be hard pressed to fit more racism and ignorance into a single tweet/sentence than this:
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Maybe we should just let everyone have a conventional only war. Right now, settle it all. No nukes, no chemical weapons. Killing everyone is fine.
The Purge: Earth Edition
The Purge: Earth Edition
It's not me, it's someone else.
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I'm in. My first move as ruler of the USA is to form an alliance with England, Australia, Norway, Tibet, and Costa Rica.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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It might be the only way humanity survives.
But let's be honest, even if only [insert ethnicity here] are left, there would still be infighting.
"North enders vs East enders is just fake ass bitches fighting over South enders land."
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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In a surprise move, GORDON's first move after forming his alliance was to purge California, completely.
"I didn't want to start this campaign with that anchor around our necks."
"I didn't want to start this campaign with that anchor around our necks."
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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Do you want to win my vote? Because that's how you win my vote.
But seriously, how do you fix racism when racism exists everywhere, even within races? Asians have a hierarchy (Japanese are at the top, then China, and so on...seriously.). White people look down on "white trash". Black people rank light skinned black people over dark skinned black people.
If a race can't even avoid being racist to ITSELF, then how in the hell do we expect differing races to not be racist towards one another?
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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From whence do you expect the CaliPurge Op to commence?
Military bases are federal and all hate California. We'll give them a minute to get their families on base and they'll be anxious for the opportunity.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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Stop the marketing campaigns that keep people divided, and start the marketing campaigns making sure Americans feel like a team, no matter what color they are. Push the us v. them, "They hate us for our diversity! Let's wipe out those racist, anti-American mother fuckers and take their shit, and more attractive women!"Leisher wrote: ↑Tue Oct 10, 2023 3:47 pmDo you want to win my vote? Because that's how you win my vote.
But seriously, how do you fix racism when racism exists everywhere, even within races? Asians have a hierarchy (Japanese are at the top, then China, and so on...seriously.). White people look down on "white trash". Black people rank light skinned black people over dark skinned black people.
If a race can't even avoid being racist to ITSELF, then how in the hell do we expect differing races to not be racist towards one another?
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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On behalf of Catt and myself, we would like to humbly volunteer to be the receiving ambassadors for all the hot women you liberate.
BTW, onto your point, yesterday was apparently "Indigenous People Day". I thought, that's nice and all, but it only serves to divide us further. Plus, we're ALL NATIVE AFRICANS (according to science at this point in time), shouldn't we celebrate that? Nobody originated anywhere else.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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You gotta know how to motivate your army.
Because even most women like an attractive woman being all conquered and subservient.
Because even most women like an attractive woman being all conquered and subservient.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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In Gordo's scenario I'm taking up leadership of California. My initial moves upon hints of his conspiracy:
1. Flexing our 5th largest economy, open up the Southern and Northern Borders, loosening conscription restrictions and incentives. A booth at every home depot.
2. Start a heavy PR campaign towards keeping the military and bases within California. We'll let the San Diego strippers lead, but do things like make flyers: "Have you seen a midwest 30 vs a CA 30?"
3. Rile up our swathes of redneck's with guns. Feed them whatever secession propaganda Texas has going on.
1. Flexing our 5th largest economy, open up the Southern and Northern Borders, loosening conscription restrictions and incentives. A booth at every home depot.
2. Start a heavy PR campaign towards keeping the military and bases within California. We'll let the San Diego strippers lead, but do things like make flyers: "Have you seen a midwest 30 vs a CA 30?"
3. Rile up our swathes of redneck's with guns. Feed them whatever secession propaganda Texas has going on.
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In a quick counter move, the USA aligns with CANADA because we forgot about them for a minute.
Portland accidentally loses all internet connectivity for a minute, which makes it a deeply red state overall. They close their borders.
In a brilliant bit of strategy, California find it's southern border wall taken out completely by demolitions from SEAL teams. Mexicans begin to flood in.
Just as they're saying "WTF?" the strategic EMPS go off over the 5 major cities, and silicon valley is literally nuked, because why not.
Your command and control is toast, and you're being overrun by asylum seekers, and probably the cartels smell an opportunity.
Your 5th largest economy becomes last largest because your logistics abilities just went back to horses and wagons.
And now the USA can focus on the real problems.
Portland accidentally loses all internet connectivity for a minute, which makes it a deeply red state overall. They close their borders.
In a brilliant bit of strategy, California find it's southern border wall taken out completely by demolitions from SEAL teams. Mexicans begin to flood in.
Just as they're saying "WTF?" the strategic EMPS go off over the 5 major cities, and silicon valley is literally nuked, because why not.
Your command and control is toast, and you're being overrun by asylum seekers, and probably the cartels smell an opportunity.
Your 5th largest economy becomes last largest because your logistics abilities just went back to horses and wagons.
And now the USA can focus on the real problems.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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The CA Air Forces bases, filled to the brim with furries, anime lovers, and worse, stay loyal to the last, and activate their missile silos.
They launch a MAD strike, but some missiles are packed with a loud speaker and broadcast a series of liberal arts lectures from Berkeley's gender studies department. In the impending nuclear fallout humanity is wiped away, but the speakers broadcast information about they/them pronounces until their solar batteries run out and nature takes back the land.
They launch a MAD strike, but some missiles are packed with a loud speaker and broadcast a series of liberal arts lectures from Berkeley's gender studies department. In the impending nuclear fallout humanity is wiped away, but the speakers broadcast information about they/them pronounces until their solar batteries run out and nature takes back the land.
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Truly diabolical.... but the rules were conventional war only. Everyone just looked the other way when the fucking terrorists set off the nuke in silicon valley.
And I still hold that military bases would be more than happy to take out CA, for the greater good.
And I still hold that military bases would be more than happy to take out CA, for the greater good.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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We stuck to MAD, the pussy side of it at that, so don't point fingers at us for committing war crimes.
Not only did you invade, you shut off the internet, and blew up the servers full of furry porn with nukes. You were never getting the air force bases.
Not only did you invade, you shut off the internet, and blew up the servers full of furry porn with nukes. You were never getting the air force bases.
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But the thing is..... once Twitter went down, no one knew to be outraged, because no one was telling them what opinion they should have. Dreams of MAD died with the echo chamber.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."