Life Lessons from the Melvins
Honestly, it's mostly a great list for people.10. Don’t drink. That’s obvious.
11. Don’t do drugs. That’s obvious too.
12. Since you’re still going to drink or do drugs anyway, at least do it irresponsibly. There’s nothing more boring or more stupid than drinking or doing drugs responsibly. It doesn’t make sense. That’s like going into war responsibly. … Is there anything more half-assed or candy-assed than that? “I’m gonna do coke, but I’ll be responsible about it.” There’s nothing responsible about doing any amount of coke—now you’re just being stupid.