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I laughed very loudly.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Were you googling "People pushing their car and screwing up but worse than I did"?
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I'm doing better. Also, I wear my seatbelt, and don't drive an ancient car.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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I'd love to have a 77 Trans Am, but with an updated dashboard.
That's what I'm doing when we win the billion point two tonight.
That's what I'm doing when we win the billion point two tonight.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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If you're gonna go classic, skip the fucking 70s and hit the late 60s.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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With that kind of cash, I'll track down the one Burt Reynolds himself owned.
And it'll be my daily driver.
And it'll be my daily driver.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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If only someone, at some point, had told them it wasn't a good idea.
None of us are safe. I hope I don't get a bunch of tattoos on my face.
None of us are safe. I hope I don't get a bunch of tattoos on my face.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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It's not me, it's someone else.
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She tells her side/ (Spoiler alert: She's still a moron)
Cooke told WRAL News on Friday she is considering filing a civil lawsuit.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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When she realizes...
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The guy three doors down and across the street from us.
Hey you know those sustained winds of 30-40 MPH with gusts in the 50s that hit Chicago? That was also hitting here. However, this Einstein decides to burn his leaves in those winds. One burnt down shed later...
Hey you know those sustained winds of 30-40 MPH with gusts in the 50s that hit Chicago? That was also hitting here. However, this Einstein decides to burn his leaves in those winds. One burnt down shed later...
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Ha.
My neighbor burned down his shed the same way, granted not during a high wind advisory. Your idiot was probably trying to burn his leaves before the wind blew them back into his yard.
My neighbor burned down his shed the same way, granted not during a high wind advisory. Your idiot was probably trying to burn his leaves before the wind blew them back into his yard.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Today's Moron Champion
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Paying for twitter and disagreeing with how tweets are prioritized based on paying for twitter doesn't seem incongruous to me.
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Fair on that point, but this is a propaganda account who had been criticizing everything Musk. I guess more context needed.
BTW, the whole world has seen her real face. Think it's time she takes down that photoshopped profile pic.
BTW, the whole world has seen her real face. Think it's time she takes down that photoshopped profile pic.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Lady shoots homeless dude after he complains about her loud car.
Melton and Quackenbush got into a heated argument, during which the woman allegedly asked the man if he “wanted to die tonight.”
Melton testified in court that he was walking away when Quackenbush exited her car and fired two shots, striking him in the abdomen.
Quackenbush then got back in her Porsche and drove with a passenger to a Taco Bell before heading home. Neither she nor her companion initially reported the shooting to the police.
Melton survived the shooting but required three surgeries, prosecutors said.
Quackenbush was arrested and indicted on charges of attempted first-degree murder and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
At her trial in April, a jury found Quackenbush guilty of the lesser charge of reckless endangerment — a misdemeanor — after she testified that she fired the gun in self-defense to scare Melton.
Assistant District Attorney Amy Hunter also brought up Quackenbush’s disturbing history of making threats against others. In one instance, the woman admitted to threatening to hit a baby with a brick.
In another case, Quackenbush poured water on a woman in a restaurant.
When given a chance to speak during the hearing, Quackenbush apologized to Melton for her actions — but also sought to present herself as a victim, claiming she’s been ridiculed, has received death threats and struggled to find work.
“Millions of people were making fun of me online,” she lamented. “I was convicted by the community before trial.”
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You can see the crazy in her eyes. Bet she's a good lay. 
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell