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TheCatt wrote: Mon Sep 19, 2022 11:30 am Really? Maybe you should hate making terrible life decisions.
Fucking Amen! That situation has NOTHING to do with her being a woman and everything to do with her being insecure, immature, and irresponsible.
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Leisher wrote: Mon Sep 19, 2022 11:58 am
TheCatt wrote: Mon Sep 19, 2022 11:30 am Really? Maybe you should hate making terrible life decisions.
Fucking Amen! That situation has NOTHING to do with her being a woman and everything to do with her being insecure, immature, and irresponsible.


She reposted.
I've done it before in secret. I have to. I have no stable income, no stable home, no friends or support, no charity organizations that are able to help me, nothing to offer a child. And the dad is abusive. I just can't.

But it's sad and it's lonely and I wish things were different.
It sucks being a woman and not being able to tolerate hormonal birth control, having a cervix that expels IUDs, a boyfriend who refuses to use condoms and doesn't take no for an answer. And then having to deal with the aftermath all by yourself, in shame.
I still can[t help but feel "make better decisions"
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"Yes, he's abusive. Poor me. But do you expect me to just live without love? Stop oppressing me, fascist."
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Man I hope this is photoshopped...

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I'm really not awake and functioning properly today, so I'm just putting this out here without jokes.

This is comedy gold.
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Leisher wrote: Wed Sep 21, 2022 10:48 am This is comedy gold.
Ramsey joined Beyond Meat in December last year, pivoting from a three-decade career at Tyson Foods.
Maybe that lack of meat made him crazy?
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That would explain insane lesbians, heyo
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I'm just glad it was a woman :)
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That's gotta be fake, but a little funny.
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It is fake as I discovered about 5 minutes after posting it, but the woman's face sells it so well I had to leave it.
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Porn star didn't know that she'd actually have sex with people while making porn.

That's a safe link, but it does have a picture of her in a bikini. (Worth seeing)

I can only assume she had never seen a porn before? Did she think it was all CGI?
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She could have said no, once she learned. If she was incapable of being adult, perhaps she shouldn't be allowed out into public without a male relative to ensure she doesn't volunteer to have sex without her own consent.
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Leisher wrote: Sat Sep 24, 2022 12:32 am That's a safe link, but it does have a picture of her in a bikini. (Worth seeing)

I can only assume she had never seen a porn before? Did she think it was all CGI?
I just don't know. She was only 18 when she did porn, but still, you'd think an 18 year old would know. Also, she sure got experienced fast in 9 months based on the rubber ducky video I just googled.
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That parody account has some gems.
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TheCatt wrote: Sun Sep 25, 2022 8:20 am That parody account has some gems.
But is it funnier or sadder when it's not parody?

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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
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omg. has she never pumped her own gas or something?
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