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Huh, it's really like that on Amazon for the audible:
It's not me, it's someone else.
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Dude just racks up the charges in this futile attempt to flee.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Whomever made this graphic for Fox Sports.

"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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That's where the twin towers were.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Charges are being dropped.TheCatt wrote: ↑Thu Jul 07, 2022 4:40 pmYeah, fuck that shit, dude was completely justified.Leisher wrote: ↑Thu Jul 07, 2022 4:37 pm Bodega worker defends himself and gets charged with murder.
Dude came behind the counter and was physically assaulting him. Old fella was right to defend himself. Fuck the DA for filing charges.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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Yay!
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Not a moron, just a typo, but it resulted in comedy gold:

"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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"It was just sex, it doesn't mean anything."
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Today's Moron Champion
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Presidents don't control gas prices, Cheney still does, obviously.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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I've seen this woman's tweets a lot (I really do follow and like a lot of people on both sides.) and she is a textbook propaganda machine.

"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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I was in Heathrow this morning and my stomach is very upset, so I went to the bathroom as fast as I could. Huge fucking line. While in line I see some dude walk out of the handicapped stall and figure "well, better than shitting myself" and duck in. Ahhhhh, sweet nasty relief. The handicap stall is like one of those family bathrooms, separate from the men's and women's rooms.
Wash my hands, step outside... And a handicapped person in a wheelchair is waiting outside the door.
Wash my hands, step outside... And a handicapped person in a wheelchair is waiting outside the door.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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You should have pretended to be blind or just say you identify as handicapped.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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1. He possibly just had a full bag. Your need was greater. Plus handicaps get better parking than regulars so fuck them.
2. I would never not use a cripple stall on the off chance a handicap needed one. Especially in an emergency.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."