Which one?
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Ah. I was hoping he wasn't talking about the guys driving around shooting fireworks at people.
If someone pulled out a gun and shot at them, it would be deserved.
If someone pulled out a gun and shot at them, it would be deserved.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Hah. I read the first sentence and was about to say "Those people deserver to be shot"
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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"I don't like people playing on my phone."
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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Bodega worker defends himself and gets charged with murder.
Dude came behind the counter and was physically assaulting him. Old fella was right to defend himself. Fuck the DA for filing charges.
Dude came behind the counter and was physically assaulting him. Old fella was right to defend himself. Fuck the DA for filing charges.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Yeah, fuck that shit, dude was completely justified.Leisher wrote: ↑Thu Jul 07, 2022 4:37 pm Bodega worker defends himself and gets charged with murder.
Dude came behind the counter and was physically assaulting him. Old fella was right to defend himself. Fuck the DA for filing charges.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Lebron James is almost always saying something remarkably stupid. For some reason he thinks playing a child's game and getting rich from it make him an intellectual. Hint: It doesn't.
He's a BILLIONAIRE because of the U.S., but is telling a poor person that broke the law in a foreign country...that's at war with a U.S. ally...she should really think twice about wanting to come back. Why? Because the U.S. isn't willing to risk the entire fucking planet to bring back a dumb fuck that took weed to Russia?
Sometimes I wonder if Lebron is the stupidest person alive, but then I remember Kyrie Irving.
He's a BILLIONAIRE because of the U.S., but is telling a poor person that broke the law in a foreign country...that's at war with a U.S. ally...she should really think twice about wanting to come back. Why? Because the U.S. isn't willing to risk the entire fucking planet to bring back a dumb fuck that took weed to Russia?
Sometimes I wonder if Lebron is the stupidest person alive, but then I remember Kyrie Irving.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Absolute moron, but somehow charming in his stupidity. I think it's because he's clearly not being a dick in his ignorance. He doesn't know what the hell to do and readily admits it.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Yes, you're the asshole and a moron. Also, very much not an alpha.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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I have a hard time believing that's real, but it could be
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Exactly. "No one could be that clueless. Except .... Maybe they can be?"
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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I think the Seinfeld episode where George and Elaine weren't getting laid and got progressively smarter (George) and dumber (Elaine) had a ton of truth in it. However, men who clearly never get laid are fucking idiots. A guy that thinks he's an alpha while standing outside a girl's apartment for hours, thinks he sexually pleases her like no other man could, and believes going down on her is beta behavior is not a guy getting laid often.
He's no different than these winners:
What the actual fuck?
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Was that from /r/badwomensanatomy ?
Dear Lord.
Dear Lord.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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Got all of those from a Twitter account I follow.
It is truly fascinating how impressive the mental gymnastics are that some men will perform to justify their behavior or why some girl rejected them. Take the Wendy's guy for example. Holy fuck is he sick. He doesn't belong in a Wendy's drive thru line, he should be in a padded cell somewhere.
It is truly fascinating how impressive the mental gymnastics are that some men will perform to justify their behavior or why some girl rejected them. Take the Wendy's guy for example. Holy fuck is he sick. He doesn't belong in a Wendy's drive thru line, he should be in a padded cell somewhere.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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What causes a person to develop such a warped view of interpersonal relationships.... insular, online access with not enough actual social interaction?
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I don't know, maybe try reading the book before designing the cover?
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell