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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Dumb fuck uses Gorilla Glue as hair gel and now wants to sue.
Her reasoning is that the warning doesn't mention hair and the package says it is multipurpose.
Fuck her so much.
Her reasoning is that the warning doesn't mention hair and the package says it is multipurpose.
Fuck her so much.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Fuck her.Leisher wrote: ↑Mon Feb 08, 2021 5:44 pm Dumb fuck uses Gorilla Glue as hair gel and now wants to sue.
Her reasoning is that the warning doesn't mention hair and the package says it is multipurpose.
Fuck her so much.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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The inevitable lawsuit.Leisher wrote: ↑Sat Jun 20, 2020 7:58 pmFamily blames Robinhood. Robinhood making changes.TheCatt wrote:Man, I read wall street bets on reddit sometimes, and the loss porn is disturbing. This guy hadn’t even lost stuff though, based on that screenshot.Leisher wrote: Guy kills himself after misreading financial statement.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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When you're so narcissistic that it gets you divorced.
All he cared about in that selfie was him. That says something about him.
All he cared about in that selfie was him. That says something about him.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Did we talk about this?
Watch the video. It's absolutely hilarious.
Also, I'm not calling the guy a moron because he couldn't work the technology. I'm calling him a moron because he felt it was necessary to point out that he was, in fact, not a cat.
Watch the video. It's absolutely hilarious.
Also, I'm not calling the guy a moron because he couldn't work the technology. I'm calling him a moron because he felt it was necessary to point out that he was, in fact, not a cat.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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So your parents (or someone) paid to get you into a football camp. Former NFL MVP Cam Newton is there. What are you going to do? Pick his brain about what it takes to win a national championship or get to a Super Bowl? No?
Did you instead say "Talk shit to him as if his life has been a failure?"
Neat follow up:
People have found the kid's highlight tapes and destroyed him so much he deleted his Twitter.
Did you instead say "Talk shit to him as if his life has been a failure?"
Neat follow up:
People have found the kid's highlight tapes and destroyed him so much he deleted his Twitter.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Badly written apology that doesn't actually apologize...
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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As Gordon says, "Thieves are scum" and this one is also a moron.
Then there's this dumb bitch. The story.
Then there's this dumb bitch. The story.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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I mean, yeah, she's stupid, but there's a part of me that likes her attitude, kinda, partially. The anti-lazy part.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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He had to be murdered, right?
Just read a story of a guy who went after his boat that got away on launch, and drowned. But at least that was a boat.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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15 killed in SUV wreck. Putting this here until we know more details, because...
Although, maybe it was a boatload of illegals coming across the border? I dunno.At least 15 people have died from a crash between an SUV and a semi-truck in Southern California Tuesday morning, according to officials with the El Centro Regional Medical Center.
Hospital officials said they believe there were 27 passengers in the SUV that struck a semi-truck full of gravel.
Fourteen people died at the scene, El Centro Regional Medical Center officials said.
It's not me, it's someone else.