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Awesome.
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Hole Lee Fuck

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https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/11/health/a ... ical-exam/

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Leisher could probably tell you that semen injections don't alleviate pain.

Sorry about me picking that low hanging fruit. I should be better than that.
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GORDON wrote: Leisher could probably tell you that semen injections don't alleviate pain.

Sorry about me picking that low hanging fruit. I should be better than that.
It's early, gotta get the motor revving
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GORDON wrote: Leisher could probably tell you that semen injections don't alleviate pain.
I mean, as many times as I've fired loads into you, you'd think you'd be pain free, but nope.
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“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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I REALLY want the other half of that story. Preferably with pictures.
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The guy from Nutanix who actually tried to sell me by sending me cupcakes with the note:
This is about the time resolutions fall by the way side.
Translation: So eat up fattie!

That's not all...

He also emailed me this article as if it has ANY fucking credibility or deserves respect. Then proceeds to use it in his cold sales pitch:
When it comes to architecting your data center we understand that there's a thousand ways to peel a potato, that is why we want to make your choice as easy as shooting pickles in a barrel!

Utilizing direct attach storage and creating a full stack Operating System, Nutanix is feeding two birds with one scone. Being hypervisor agnostic, allowing you to chose the hypervisor that meets your needs, you'll avoid putting all of your berries in one basket! Top it all off with non disruptive software upgrades we make it easy for you to bring home the bagels.

With over 10,000 customers running production workloads on Nutanix today, you will not have to worry about being the test tube here. Let's not feed a fed horse here, take the flower by the thorns and set up time to talk so you can hear it straight from the hoses spout.

Give me a few half hour chunks of time that work for you to talk this week and I'll send out a calendar invite.
I haven't responded yet.

I'm toying with sending him a link to the P&T:BS episode that proves PETA's hypocrisy and sponsorship of violent domestic terrorism or a link to my "Vegetable Holocaust" article and the one that explains how that smell when you cut grass is a distress signal.
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Leisher wrote: The guy from Nutanix who actually tried to sell me by sending me cupcakes with the note:
This is about the time resolutions fall by the way side.

Translation: So eat up fattie!
At least he knows his audience :P

OMG, the PETAisms... maybe he thought it was funny?
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Actual article: Steph Curry slipped and missed a dunk, therefore all your criticism about the WNBA needs to end immediately.

A single NBA player falls on sweat when attempting a dunk, so the logical conclusion is that it proves women basketball players are equal...

As you'll be shocked to hear, most of the comments don't seem to agree with her conclusion.
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"Ok you guys, I just thought of an article that is so stupid it will garner lots of clicks, and sell lots of ad views, while reinforcing the perception that women are stupid."
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GORDON wrote: "Ok you guys, I just thought of an article that is so stupid it will garner lots of clicks, and sell lots of ad views, while reinforcing the perception that women are stupid."
I think this drives a lot of web stories. I don't think these people are thinking big picture. A few of those stories and I would be no longer going to that site for my sports news. The editors want clicks, so the writers give it to them by producing outrage. That's not a sustainable model.
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Vince wrote:
GORDON wrote: "Ok you guys, I just thought of an article that is so stupid it will garner lots of clicks, and sell lots of ad views, while reinforcing the perception that women are stupid."
I think this drives a lot of web stories. I don't think these people are thinking big picture. A few of those stories and I would be no longer going to that site for my sports news. The editors want clicks, so the writers give it to them by producing outrage. That's not a sustainable model.
Totally agree with you gents, but this article was written from the heart. The author is all over the comments trying to defend her stance. It's embarrassing.
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Leisher wrote:Totally agree with you gents, but this article was written from the heart. The author is all over the comments trying to defend her stance. It's embarrassing.
Bless her heart
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Not sure where else to place this...

New Barbie Identity Theft Ken doll.
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Perfect description.
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