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Postby TheCatt » Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:38 pm

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Postby Leisher » Tue Aug 28, 2018 11:55 pm

I saw that on the Chive yesterday. That bitch is crazy. Dude dodged a huge bullet.

Of course, a lot of folks will point out that's the sort of entitled brats our society is grooming.
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Postby Leisher » Tue Sep 04, 2018 10:00 am

What's a great way to welcome kindergartners back to school?

If you said "pole dancers" then you probably just got fired.

Also...

Everyone mocking a former Cosby show actor for having a real job can go fuck themselves. Morons.
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Postby TheCatt » Tue Sep 04, 2018 11:28 am

I read a while ago about a writer who wrote for lots of pretty successful TV shows. But then he ran out how f work, and got divorced, and was basically broke. He was a member of the union, but had to wait until he was 65 for the penaion and health stuff to kick in.

So he took a day job like that actor to get by.
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Postby Vince » Tue Sep 04, 2018 12:32 pm

I saw a playwrite talking about how she regularly took jobs like that. She stayed away from "jobs to pay the bills" that took creative energy because she didn't want to be drained when it came time for her to sit down and write in the evening.

I think the fans to mockers ratio is definitely in Owens' favor.
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Postby TheCatt » Wed Sep 05, 2018 8:51 am

Homeless man helps woman, woman creates GoFundMe for him, raises $400k. Now some (most? half?) of that money is missing.
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Postby Leisher » Thu Sep 13, 2018 7:41 pm

People who get vampire facials.

You fucking deserve whatever diseases you catch.
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Postby TheCatt » Thu Sep 13, 2018 7:50 pm

Leisher wrote:Source of the post People who get vampire facials.

You fucking deserve whatever diseases you catch.

Yeah, that's fucked up.
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Postby Leisher » Mon Sep 17, 2018 1:03 pm

Linda Harvey doesn't like downstairs kisses.

I'm sure her husband is thrilled with his life.
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Postby Vince » Wed Sep 19, 2018 7:13 am

Leisher wrote:Source of the post Linda Harvey doesn't like downstairs kisses.

I'm sure her husband is thrilled with his life.

Coworker: I've never had an interest in anal sex. You don't even need a woman for that. You can have anal with a guy.
Me: You don't need a woman to get a blowjob. A dude can do that.
Coworker: Ummm... okay, I may need to rethink this.
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Postby Leisher » Thu Sep 20, 2018 1:52 pm

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Postby TheCatt » Tue Sep 25, 2018 8:22 pm

School fires teacher who gaves students 0% for work not turned in.

She says she gave her students two weeks to complete an explorer’s notebook project but says some of them didn’t turn it in.

That’s when she says she learned about a no-zero grading policy, written in red in the school’s handbook, stating, “NO ZERO’S – LOWEST POSSIBLE GRADE IS 50%.”

Da fuq?
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Postby GORDON » Tue Sep 25, 2018 8:37 pm

Public schools aren't in business to educate children.
Fuuuuuuck YOU.

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Postby Leisher » Tue Sep 25, 2018 11:53 pm

GORDON wrote:Source of the post Public schools aren't in business to educate children.


Sadly, this is the truth.
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Postby TheCatt » Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:08 am

Our school experiences have actually been really good, for the most part.
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Postby Leisher » Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:14 am

TheCatt wrote:Source of the post Our school experiences have actually been really good, for the most part.


Private or public?

Public schools teach to tests for funding now. We've had great experiences with teachers who still try, but we've also encountered teachers who are basically teaching a self study class.
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Postby TheCatt » Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:23 am

Leisher wrote:Source of the post Private or public?

Public. I'm not rich enough for private.

The care the teachers have shown, etc, has mostly been well above average. Especially given how little they make.
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Postby Leisher » Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:42 am

Teachers are generally pretty awesome, but like other public servants who get blamed a lot for the failure of the system, they, aside from some bad ones, aren't the issue. It's the people above who enable the shitty ones and hamstring the good ones.
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Postby Leisher » Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:03 am

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Postby TheCatt » Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:09 am

"And if you want to blame someone, blame the girls, because they pretty much ruin everything," Hensley continued. "They ruin the dress code, well -- ask Adam. Look at Eve. That's really all you got to get to. You can go back to the beginning of time.

"So, it'll be like that for the rest of your life; get used to it, keep your mouth shut, suck it up and follow the rules."

I would argue about this being "truth"

I'd argue a lot of things, but you know, for real argue.
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