Dating in your 40s
Dating in your 40s
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Dating in your 40s
Why are you trying to kill the oceans!
"... and then I was forced to walk the Trail of Tears." - Elizabeth Warren
Dating in your 40s
Actually, I'm trying to save the oceans. If more people wore condoms, we wouldn't have so many people we don't need. Thus, a lot less pollution.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Dating in your 40s
For the record, in my recent 5 weeks of child-free, post-divorce debauchery, none of the women were over 140 pounds .
The ones I slept with, that is. There were also a few who tricked me into meeting with the deceptive camera angles, but they didn't get past dinner.
Point being... There was no "hogging."
The ones I slept with, that is. There were also a few who tricked me into meeting with the deceptive camera angles, but they didn't get past dinner.
Point being... There was no "hogging."
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Dating in your 40s
But was there troll hunting? Did you date any women that live under bridges?
Also, under 140? Really? Did you weigh each one? Point being, I think your perception of that number might be off. I know women around or slightly above 140 who any of us would bang in a heartbeat. Muscle weighs more than fat...
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Dating in your 40s
It's not me, it's someone else.
Dating in your 40s
Because they were petite. That's my taste.
I said NO to more "sure things" than women I actually slept with. Not desperate.
I said NO to more "sure things" than women I actually slept with. Not desperate.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Dating in your 40s
I've always hated "big boned".
Also mine.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Dating in your 40s
Lose a little more and we'll stop calling you that.
And mine.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Dating in your 40s
I sort of remembered something... The one with the best body, we had nothing in common except boning, and nothing to talk about.
The one who was just barely acceptable, attractiveness-wise, was the one easiest to talk to. And then every shade in the middle, along those lines.
Which tells me.... My "the one" is really a unicorn, and doesn't exist. I bet a dollar that I die single and content.
The one who was just barely acceptable, attractiveness-wise, was the one easiest to talk to. And then every shade in the middle, along those lines.
Which tells me.... My "the one" is really a unicorn, and doesn't exist. I bet a dollar that I die single and content.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Dating in your 40s
That's not why you call me that...
I don't believe this. I believe you have a unicorn out there, but in a world with just under 10 billion people, you're unlikely to meet.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Dating in your 40s
I'm thinking about the next Motor City Comicon, and going as a Tinder profile. My unicorn will be at Comicon, or she's not within 100 miles.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Dating in your 40s
I'd bet you're half rightGORDON wrote:I bet a dollar that I die single and content.
"... and then I was forced to walk the Trail of Tears." - Elizabeth Warren
Dating in your 40s
Nope. Both. I'm already there, basically.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Dating in your 40s
It's not me, it's someone else.
Dating in your 40s
It's not me, it's someone else.
Dating in your 40s
Yeah , that phrase has been a red flag, for me. Suggests bi polarity.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Dating in your 40s
The real challenge is to remember the timing of the divorce, the number of children they have, which conversations you've had, and other relevant information for four different women at once.that you've only recently met.
I've slipped a couple times.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Dating in your 40s
That's why I call everyone "babe" instead of their real names.
It's not me, it's someone else.