Dating in your 40s
Dating in your 40s
If you put a shirt on like that I will come put you in the ground myself. It will be apparent that you have given up on life.
“Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death”
― Jhonen Vasquez, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac: Director's Cut
― Jhonen Vasquez, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac: Director's Cut
Dating in your 40s
Leisher wrote:Source of the post If you put a shirt on like that I will come put you in the ground myself. It will be apparent that you have given up on life.
No way! Flaunt it and be proud, Gordon - Leisher's just jealous!
It's not me, it's someone else.
Dating in your 40s
As the great poet Nelly would say:
“Come on and shake your tail feather”
“Come on and shake your tail feather”
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Dating in your 40s
These people are not your friends Gordon.
“Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death”
― Jhonen Vasquez, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac: Director's Cut
― Jhonen Vasquez, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac: Director's Cut
Dating in your 40s
No man wearing that shirt has EVER been looked upon by a woman who thought, "I need that guy inside me right now."
“Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death”
― Jhonen Vasquez, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac: Director's Cut
― Jhonen Vasquez, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac: Director's Cut
Dating in your 40s
Leisher wrote:Source of the post No man wearing that shirt has EVER been looked upon by a woman who thought, "I need that guy inside me right now."
No, because flamingos travel in flocks, and a WHOLE FLOCK OF WOMEN thought it.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Dating in your 40s
I honestly think it's a solid icebreaker at parties. If the rest of you can back it up with confidence, it'll attract the right "bird".
Capital pun, truly capital, if I do say so myself. And I do.
Capital pun, truly capital, if I do say so myself. And I do.
Dating in your 40s
Troy wrote:Source of the post I honestly think it's a solid icebreaker at parties. If the rest of you can back it up with confidence, it'll attract the right "bird".
Capital pun, truly capital, if I do say so myself. And I do.
Troy wins.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Dating in your 40s
If you both were here I'd be doing a fantastic Moe impression on you two stooges.
“Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death”
― Jhonen Vasquez, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac: Director's Cut
― Jhonen Vasquez, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac: Director's Cut
Dating in your 40s
Oh man. The woman with the nice body... We have NOTHING in common. Supposed to meet Sunday. Food allergies, and likes steak well done. Her ex describes her as always angry. I threw 5 movie quotes at her today, on the phone. Silence.
I threw a "phrasing" at her.
Silence.
She just wants a FWB deal... But I'm going to reiterate to her before Sunday that calling it "friends" will be a stretch.
Just making sure she and I are on the same page. I think she finds me much more tolerable than I find her.
I threw a "phrasing" at her.
Silence.
She just wants a FWB deal... But I'm going to reiterate to her before Sunday that calling it "friends" will be a stretch.
Just making sure she and I are on the same page. I think she finds me much more tolerable than I find her.
Fuuuuuuck YOU.
Dating in your 40s
Last night I was talking to her on speaker phone while texting more interesting women.
Fuuuuuuck YOU.
Dating in your 40s
Gordo, you are making me want to be a better husband.
Dating in your 40s
To Leisher:
No, the shirt she got me says "Je ne se pas? Menage a troix"
No, the shirt she got me says "Je ne se pas? Menage a troix"
It's not me, it's someone else.
Dating in your 40s
TheCatt wrote:Source of the post Je ne se pas? Menage a troix
I mean, you're just bragging at this point.
GORDON wrote:Source of the post Oh man. The woman with the nice body... We have NOTHING in common. Supposed to meet Sunday. Food allergies, and likes steak well done. Her ex describes her as always angry. I threw 5 movie quotes at her today, on the phone. Silence.
I threw a "phrasing" at her.
Silence.
She just wants a FWB deal... But I'm going to reiterate to her before Sunday that calling it "friends" will be a stretch.
Just making sure she and I are on the same page. I think she finds me much more tolerable than I find her.
She's not single because she's awesome...
ALSO...
I can guarantee I speak for the entire forum when I say: "Pictures or we don't believe it." Please keep that in mind going forward.
“Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death”
― Jhonen Vasquez, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac: Director's Cut
― Jhonen Vasquez, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac: Director's Cut
Dating in your 40s
Probably not going to do that. I already feel a little guilty just talking about these women.
Also not going to share the dating profile, just to be ridiculed.
Unless you want to fuck me or something.
Also not going to share the dating profile, just to be ridiculed.
Unless you want to fuck me or something.
Fuuuuuuck YOU.
Dating in your 40s
WHAT?!?!?! We would NEVER ridicule you!
On a side note, I did order that shirt for you. I agree. You will look GREAT in that!
Side side note: Raise your hand if you're creating fake profiles on dating sites with the intention of catfishing someone. This is totally unrelated to this thread. Just curious.
Side side side note. We should start a pool. For what, I don't know. We just should.
On a side note, I did order that shirt for you. I agree. You will look GREAT in that!
Side side note: Raise your hand if you're creating fake profiles on dating sites with the intention of catfishing someone. This is totally unrelated to this thread. Just curious.
Side side side note. We should start a pool. For what, I don't know. We just should.
Dating in your 40s
GORDON wrote:Source of the post Last night I was talking to her on speaker phone while texting more interesting women.
You know, it's possible she was doing the same and that's why she wasn't laughing at your jokes. Too distracted.
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