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Oh geez.

Conflicted.
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If you put a shirt on like that I will come put you in the ground myself. It will be apparent that you have given up on life.
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Leisher wrote: If you put a shirt on like that I will come put you in the ground myself. It will be apparent that you have given up on life.
No way! Flaunt it and be proud, Gordon - Leisher's just jealous!
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As the great poet Nelly would say:

“Come on and shake your tail feather”
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These people are not your friends Gordon.
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It's true, that shirt's purpose is to embarrass those around you.
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No man wearing that shirt has EVER been looked upon by a woman who thought, "I need that guy inside me right now."
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Leisher wrote: No man wearing that shirt has EVER been looked upon by a woman who thought, "I need that guy inside me right now."
No, because flamingos travel in flocks, and a WHOLE FLOCK OF WOMEN thought it.
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I honestly think it's a solid icebreaker at parties. If the rest of you can back it up with confidence, it'll attract the right "bird".

Capital pun, truly capital, if I do say so myself. And I do.
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Troy wrote: I honestly think it's a solid icebreaker at parties. If the rest of you can back it up with confidence, it'll attract the right "bird".

Capital pun, truly capital, if I do say so myself. And I do.
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If you both were here I'd be doing a fantastic Moe impression on you two stooges.
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Oh man. The woman with the nice body... We have NOTHING in common. Supposed to meet Sunday. Food allergies, and likes steak well done. Her ex describes her as always angry. I threw 5 movie quotes at her today, on the phone. Silence.

I threw a "phrasing" at her.

Silence.

She just wants a FWB deal... But I'm going to reiterate to her before Sunday that calling it "friends" will be a stretch.

Just making sure she and I are on the same page. I think she finds me much more tolerable than I find her.
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Last night I was talking to her on speaker phone while texting more interesting women.
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Gordo, you are making me want to be a better husband.
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To Leisher:

No, the shirt she got me says "Je ne se pas? Menage a troix"
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TheCatt wrote: Je ne se pas? Menage a troix
I mean, you're just bragging at this point.
GORDON wrote: Oh man. The woman with the nice body... We have NOTHING in common. Supposed to meet Sunday. Food allergies, and likes steak well done. Her ex describes her as always angry. I threw 5 movie quotes at her today, on the phone. Silence.

I threw a "phrasing" at her.

Silence.

She just wants a FWB deal... But I'm going to reiterate to her before Sunday that calling it "friends" will be a stretch.

Just making sure she and I are on the same page. I think she finds me much more tolerable than I find her.
She's not single because she's awesome...

ALSO...
I can guarantee I speak for the entire forum when I say: "Pictures or we don't believe it." Please keep that in mind going forward.
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Probably not going to do that. I already feel a little guilty just talking about these women.

Also not going to share the dating profile, just to be ridiculed.

Unless you want to fuck me or something.
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WHAT?!?!?! We would NEVER ridicule you!

On a side note, I did order that shirt for you. I agree. You will look GREAT in that!

Side side note: Raise your hand if you're creating fake profiles on dating sites with the intention of catfishing someone. This is totally unrelated to this thread. Just curious.

Side side side note. We should start a pool. For what, I don't know. We just should.
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GORDON wrote: Last night I was talking to her on speaker phone while texting more interesting women.
You know, it's possible she was doing the same and that's why she wasn't laughing at your jokes. Too distracted.
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