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Happy Birthday! I came home for you.
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Thanks for the birthday wishes. It was a hell of a week.

Vegas, a hole-in-one, and then the 4th up at the lake.
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Out of curiosity, what sort of hole-in-one does one get on the Strip?
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Someone got shot. Does that count?

My hole in one came three days after returning and two days before my birthday. Bedford Hills Golf Course. Buckeye #4. 134 yards. I hit an easy 9 iron.
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Here's hoping no one got shot this time.
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Hopefully someone does shots.
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Shot through the heart
And Leisher's to blame
He likes cock
It's a damned shame.
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A shame? Change the last line to "And not names," follow it up with a phone number, and you've got a limerick fit for the filthiest bathroom wall.
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I like your line better but I feel like I committed.

Sung to the tune of Bon Jovi's "Shot Through the Heart."
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Happy Birthday!
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It was a great day. Got drunk, did absolutely nothing, and didn't have to talk to or constantly repel Gordon's advances all day.
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Leisher wrote: It was a great day. Got drunk, did absolutely nothing, and didn't have to talk to or constantly repel Gordon's advances all day.
So you just gave in. Got it.
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You're welcome
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Gordon wasn't within 50 miles of where I was thanks to the restraining order I got slapped on him.
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This year I came to Vegas to celebrate your birthday.
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Thanks gents.

Naked women are just swell.

Enjoy Vegas Gordo. Give us some details elsewhere.
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Happy Birthday Leisher. Hope it was enjoyed.
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Thanks Catt, just what I wanted!
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