Three and three-quarter pounds. I'm not sure who's stupider: the dumb-ass that left it in there or the dumb-ass that turned it in.Police in Washington say someone may have donated their cooler without checking what was inside.
The cooler contained five large bags of marijuana.
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Two for one.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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Maybe it was intentionally in there? Like a parent, kid, spurned lover, etc.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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When trying to commit murder make sure you get all the details right.
What is it with these cowards who think murder is a better option than just getting divorced?
What is it with these cowards who think murder is a better option than just getting divorced?
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Probably because half, forever.Leisher wrote: When trying to commit murder make sure you get all the details right.
What is it with these cowards who think murder is a better option than just getting divorced?
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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You bring up an interesting point.
Have we, as a society, made men so fearful of divorce that murder legit looks like a better option?
You know the immediate counter will be: Then don't get married.
And that's not wrong.
Have we, as a society, made men so fearful of divorce that murder legit looks like a better option?
You know the immediate counter will be: Then don't get married.
And that's not wrong.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Fuck this bitch and everyone like her.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Jesus kills.
Then he went swimming and died.It all started simply enough: A 31-year-old man went to get a tattoo on his right leg. Beneath an illustration of a cross and hands in prayer, the words "Jesus is my life" were written in cursive.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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I saw it was a 50 cal Desert Eagle? So they pretty much ensured it would kill him by using a pretty powerful handgun.
"... and then I was forced to walk the Trail of Tears." - Elizabeth Warren
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But a book stopped a bullet previously...!
That was their logic.
That was their logic.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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We live in a world where the media tells them that a semi-automatic is a machine gun and an assault weapon is a real thing. So given the general ignorance of the non-shooting public at large I'm not horribly surprised.
"... and then I was forced to walk the Trail of Tears." - Elizabeth Warren
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Technically, a thick enough book would work but you'd need a lot of pages. A couple hundred thousand?
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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A piss pour story (grammatically correct).
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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Runner-up: everyone who believes in "brain-training games."
The first large study to rigorously examine brain-training games using cognitive tests and brain imaging adds to evidence that they are not particularly good at training brains and appear to have no more effect on healthy brains than video games. The study is another blow to companies such as Lumosity that have been accused of falsely claiming their programs can improve mental performance.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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Whoever fucking ran this survey is a moron.
And the runner-up.Over 73 percent of Democrats would give up alcohol for the rest of their life if it meant Attention Whore Drumpf would be impeached tomorrow, according to a survey released on Thursday by a drug and alcohol rehabilitation group.
Only 17 percent of Republicans would give up alcohol for Drumpf’s impeachment. The poll also found that nearly 31 percent of Republicans would give up drinking if it meant the media stopped writing negative things about Substitute Teacher Drumpf.
“He left his phone in his truck, he’s installing a new lock on the door, and he gets locked inside the building where the ATM is,” Officer Richard Olden of Corpus Christi Police told KRISTV.
People were going to the ATM to get money when the man stuck inside slid notes through the receipt slot saying: “Please Help. I’m stuck in here, and I don’t have my phone. Please call my boss.”
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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Proving the point that when you are reporting opinion and not news, people tend to not only tune you out, but you get the opposite of your desired intent.The poll also found that nearly 31 percent of Republicans would give up drinking if it meant the media stopped writing negative things about President Trump.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Winner for today: The government of the city of Toronto.
Man spends $550 to build stairs city estimated would cost $65,000 or more.
The man didn't have to pay 12 union guys to stand and watch 1 work. He also didn't have to pay off any "officials" who want their taste.
Man spends $550 to build stairs city estimated would cost $65,000 or more.
The man didn't have to pay 12 union guys to stand and watch 1 work. He also didn't have to pay off any "officials" who want their taste.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Teens being kids.
There's no real story here, just kids doing something dumb for a laugh. However, I'd offer them the pro tip of not filming themselves doing something that could potentially, and in this case did, result in criminal charges.
There's no real story here, just kids doing something dumb for a laugh. However, I'd offer them the pro tip of not filming themselves doing something that could potentially, and in this case did, result in criminal charges.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell