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To be fair, they were eliminated in preseason. Joe Thomas tosses in his two cents.TheCatt wrote:Cleveland Browns eliminated from the playoffs.
Goff underwhelms in debut."The guys that are making the personnel decisions, they're the experts on that, so they're the ones that have to make those decisions and look at those decisions when they're made."
Alright, so that was maybe on their defense letting those two 4th quarter scores in. But then there's this...After utterly dominating the Miami Dolphins for 53 minutes, the Rams dropped a 14-10 decision in front of 83,483 fans, spoiling the promising but ultimately unfulfilling debut of the No. 1 overall pick in the 2016 NFL Draft.
He was everything you needed? 17/31 for 134 yards and nothing else. That's what the Rams need. Good to know."Jared was everything we needed," Rams coach Jeff Fisher said as he stood in the hallway leading to the coaches' locker room, a few minutes after completing his press conference.
Soon as the F in NFL stands for "feelings" then Goff will live up to his #1 pick status."His presence was great. His communication was great. He made reads and checks and got us in the right protections and had command of the run game. He slid in the pocket and he made throws. He was in control, and he knew it -- it was no different than the way I was feeling.
He didn't lose it by himself, but he fucking lost it. When your leading WR has 5 catches for under 50 yards, your QB sucks. When you can't put up more than 10 points on Miami, all of which came from players other than your QB, then your QB sucks. Does LA play Cleveland any time soon? Might be the only way the Browns eek out a win."He didn't lose it. Had the defense made a stop, we'd be in here smiling, and the story would have been, 'Jared won the game for us.' And up until the end, he thought he was gonna win this game, and so did I."
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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Vikings had a 104-yard kickoff return score, a 100-yard pick six, and a 70-something yard punt to boot. That's what it takes for 30 points. Meanwhile Brady throws as many TDs in one week as Bradford does in a month and some of the local sports columnists are already saying the Shurmur system "works." Yeah, like a respiratory system on life support.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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NFL asks Mexican artists to redesign helmets for all the teams.
Some are ok. Some are horrific. The Jaguars should dump their current helmets are grab this one.
Some are ok. Some are horrific. The Jaguars should dump their current helmets are grab this one.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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The pacman bills helmet and the bears one with a mechanical sperm whale?
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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What the fuck, Vikings? Get the fuck rid of Bradford. Dude in the front office that made that call should be publicly flogged. Shaun Hill can't be any less effective and a year of him doesn't cost you a king's ransom in draft picks. Fucking purple retards.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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I missed the end, but I heard the Vikings got screwed at the end of the game.
Steelers got a freebie with Luck out.
Steelers got a freebie with Luck out.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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The vikes screwed themselves. Bradford could've had another 2 turnovers.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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Will most likely win the pussy league this week. Lesean fucking McCoy put up 30 against me in the catt league. Fuck Buffalo.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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Good game last night. I don't blame Kubiak for trying to win it. If his kicker told him he'd make it, you've got to put your faith in the player.
In fantasy I had an epic matchup with the #1 team in the league. We are the only two teams that broke 100 points on the week and sat at 120-110 before kickoff last night. All my guys were done playing and he had the Broncos defense. When the game started we were tied at 120 each, but after the game I won 120-107. Combined with losses elsewhere in my league I've gone from desperate to get into the playoffs as the last seed to having a chance at the #1 seed in a two week time frame. One game left in the regular season and I play the league's worst team. Of course, I'm now jinxing myself and guaranteeing a loss.
Just looked again, and depending on tonight, every other projected playoff team in my league will lose this week. Not sure I've ever seen that happen before.
In fantasy I had an epic matchup with the #1 team in the league. We are the only two teams that broke 100 points on the week and sat at 120-110 before kickoff last night. All my guys were done playing and he had the Broncos defense. When the game started we were tied at 120 each, but after the game I won 120-107. Combined with losses elsewhere in my league I've gone from desperate to get into the playoffs as the last seed to having a chance at the #1 seed in a two week time frame. One game left in the regular season and I play the league's worst team. Of course, I'm now jinxing myself and guaranteeing a loss.
Just looked again, and depending on tonight, every other projected playoff team in my league will lose this week. Not sure I've ever seen that happen before.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
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Maybe someone stole his talent a few years back, too.Leisher wrote:Cleveland just can't stop being Cleveland.
RGIII and his bimbo robbed during the game.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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Goff put together half a decent game. Means he's about even with Keenum now, and jared's two good quarters came in a row.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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Had I started my other kicker, I would've tied.Malcolm wrote:Will most likely win the pussy league this week. Lesean fucking McCoy put up 30 against me in the catt league. Fuck Buffalo.
Catt league: looks like myself and catt are duking it out for the last playoff spot? I've got my div leader for the last week and he's up against one of the crappier teams.
Pussy league: If I w1n (fucking douchebag automatic word substitution) next week and another team loses and I beat them on the tiebreaker (Points for ... I'm up on the season by 1.6 against him), then I think I squeak into the last wildcard spot.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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AP is "ahead of schedule."
Cowboys to clinch playoff berth this week.
Rams embracing shitty coaching for the foreseeable future.
Cowboys to clinch playoff berth this week.
Miami still deluding itself.Dallas clinches a playoff berth:
1) DAL win + TB loss or tie OR
2) DAL win + WAS loss
Apparently, Miami wants to be at a level where they just barely beat one of the worst teams in the NFL by a single TD."It is exciting to be where we're at right now," Dolphins quarterback Ryan Tannehill said.
Rams embracing shitty coaching for the foreseeable future.
Complete respect after he promised no more "7-9" bullshit this year and is currently riding a 4-7 record to another forgettable, mediocre season? Complete respect after getting embarrassingly doubled up by a team with a record under .500? Complete respect after pissing away how many draft picks while making the same mistake the Redskins did after he duped them in the RG3 trade? What the in fuck purity of coke is being passed around in the LA home office for Jeff Fisher to still have his head coaching job? Does he know where Kroenke buried the dead hookers?I pressed Demoff to nail down whether Fisher has signed an extension or if he would definitely be back. He would not say. He would not budge. Still, everything he said seemed to hint that Fisher is staying put. And while Demoff's remarks did come before the Rams were whipped, 49-21, by the Saints on Sunday, the sentiment was pretty strong.
"He's a terrific leader of men," Demoff said. "Players, coaches and staff -- he has their complete respect in the way he runs the franchise. It's easy to talk about the record, but you have to take a snapshot of everything this year and give him the credit that he's due.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."