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Malcolm wrote:
When we finally got to ther Taco Bell drive through I heard the asshole in the shitty truck in front of me order 15 Steak House Burritos. When it was my turn to order, I was informed they are out of steak, sorry.
He saved you from an otherwise shitty eating experience. Buy him a card.
I almost added, "Now waiting on Malcolm to tell me how shitty Taco Bell is," but I thought that was too easy, and unworthy of my skills.
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I almost added, "Now waiting on Malcolm to tell me how shitty Taco Bell is,"
He wouldn't be wrong.
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Leisher wrote:
I almost added, "Now waiting on Malcolm to tell me how shitty Taco Bell is,"
He wouldn't be wrong.
You two should take warm showers with each other into the wee hours of the morning.
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GORDON wrote:
Leisher wrote:
I almost added, "Now waiting on Malcolm to tell me how shitty Taco Bell is,"
He wouldn't be wrong.
You two should take warm showers with each other into the wee hours of the morning.
I'm sorry you eat food from that place that already looks like it's passed through one or two digestive systems.
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You should be sorry.... Taco Bells must be really different where you live.
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GORDON wrote:You should be sorry.... Taco Bells must be really different where you live.
I've lived several places. There aren't any good Toxic Hells just like there aren't any good ways to have someone take a steaming dump straight down your throat.
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Well I have never experienced that, and I am dubious that the experiences are similar. I'm not sure I want to take your word for it, I feel your perceptions of eating food and eating fecal matter may be muddled.

Though, this does explain the soylent.
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Though, this does explain the soylent.
Ambrosia compared to the un-food you're describing.
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"Sunset heart hands!" amuses me every time.

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I had Taco Bell this weekend. It was gross.

I really don't understand why people love Tex-Mex so much, especially low grade Tex-Mex.

Also, I got the fiery "loco" doritos taco and asked for diablo sauce, which is their hottest. It wasn't very hot.

Fuck every single person who bitches about food being too spicy when they order spicy food. You have ruined food for everyone else. Now all these places have to give us bland shit for fear of being sued.
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SUNSET HEART HANDS
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I'm pretty sure the burrito supreme has gotten smaller over the years.
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The kid and I also laugh at this commercial:



Taco Bell ad agency is killing it.
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I think the video cuts off before the funny part.

I've had those fries. They're fucking awful.
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Would not like to be a janitor at that place.
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Anyone use their app? I've glanced at it and saw you can do some wild customizations to stuff, but I haven't tried it yet.

I'm mostly curious about the process of using it.
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If, for some unknown reason, you really wanted wings from a low rent taco place, then you'd better go tonight.
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New uniforms.

Because that was the missing ingredient for them, not quality food.
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"Cheap t-shirt."
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