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Down 8ish. Need Anderson to have at least a mediocre night. Nothing crazy(but i'd take that too).
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Pussy league: I need 7.4 points out of Carolina's D. If TB's offense doesn't go insane or they get a defensive TD or just enough sacks + turnovers, I suck.
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Tweets about the Browns after last night's game:
I'd watch a four hour Browns practice on tv before I'd watch one minute of this debate.
After watching 20 minutes of this debate...our country is in more trouble than the Browns QB situation.
You could put Superman at QB for the Browns and he would accidentally fall into a sinkhole full of kyptonite.
There are people who thought Donald Trump won last night. There are people who picked a Bengals-Browns Super Bowl.
Live look at the Browns QB depth chart
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There are people who thought Donald Trump won last night. There are people who picked a Bengals-Browns Super Bowl.
That one's stupid and clearly written by a Clinton supporter in Ohio with no knowledge of sports.
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Leisher wrote:
There are people who thought Donald Trump won last night. There are people who picked a Bengals-Browns Super Bowl.
That one's stupid and clearly written by a Clinton supporter in Ohio with no knowledge of sports.
I think the implied idiocy in the second part is intended to double the slam of the insult.

Secondly, I'd like to take this chance to say ... LAST UNDEFEATED TEAM, BITCHES! Remaining schedule: Eagles, Bears, Lions, Redskins, Cards, Lions, Cowboys, Jags, Colts, Pack-queers, Bears.
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The Carolina House Cats are continuing their reign of mediocrity, vying for a three-way tie of "sucking at Atlanta's hind tit."
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ffuuuuuuuccckkk
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Hey, they only lost me both my leagues.
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Troy wrote:ffuuuuuuuccckkk
Troy wrote:Anderson slays Tampa, don't pick the ginger.
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i know your life is ruined too, but i care more about my own hide

also fuck it, you have the Vikings
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That goddamn thing double posted? Wtf happened to my delete?
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Nearly lost me, despite a 36 point lead, with Kelvin B playing last night.
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Cousin Sal on the Bill Simmons podcast suggested that the Bills should play the National Anthem every time San Francisco snaps the ball...
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That's hilarious. Against the rules but Hilarious
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Vikes roll the dice on building an even scarier D.

Decker on IR. Well fuck, that kills me in the pussy league and helps me in the catt league.
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Dez Bryant nails Skip Bayless.

There is nobody worse than Skip Bayless in the sports world.
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Leisher wrote:Dez Bryant nails Skip Bayless.

There is nobody worse than Skip Bayless in the sports world.
I'm so pissed Twitter wasn't around for Jimmy the Greek or the Steinbrenner heydays.
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Jordan Reed -- concussion. Probably not playing Sunday.
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My team now has 7 questionables, 1 out, 2 on bye.
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