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Leisher wrote:Colts GM throws Luck under the bus.

What a massive sack of shit. If Irsay wants to prove he's he remotely a good owner he needs to send this jackass packing.
Hilarious. Maybe their players just suck. The Vikes defense only makes another $10M or so (1/6) collectively than Indy's. Has allowed 75 fewer points.
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Malcolm wrote:
Leisher wrote:Colts GM throws Luck under the bus.

What a massive sack of shit. If Irsay wants to prove he's he remotely a good owner he needs to send this jackass packing.
Hilarious. Maybe their players just suck. The Vikes defense only makes another $10M or so (1/6) collectively than Indy's. Has allowed 75 fewer points.
Exactly. Grigson's draft picks have sucked. The article tries to say he's getting better because more of his picks are playing, but isn't attrition the reason for that and not because they're good players? I mean, great more of his picks are playing, but the team sucks...
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Leisher wrote:Colts GM throws Luck under the bus.

What a massive sack of shit. If Irsay wants to prove he's he remotely a good owner he needs to send this jackass packing.
That's not exactly throwing someone under the bus, but it is deflecting. I mean, he has a point, large contract QBs make the rest of the team hard to pay for.
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Pretty sure Grigson gave him that contract. Also, everything Grigson discusses is his job. Luck's contract is hindering you? It's your own fault, not Luck's.

Also, as pointed out, Minnesota's defense makes $10 million less than indy's.

Yes, this was Grigson blaming Luck for the team stinking because he's trying to save his job. Luck is the only person on the team worth a damn. The only reason Grigson made this comment now is because the sports media has been blasting the Colts for wasting Luck by surrounding him with shit.

Important side note: The Colts gave Luck this contract without him asking for it and when his existing contract wasn't even close to expiring. Bad Management.
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Also, as pointed out, Minnesota's defense makes $10 million less than indy's.
Uh, no. I said they made ~$10M (1/6th) more while being 150% more effective.
Important side note: The Colts gave Luck this contract without him asking for it and when his existing contract wasn't even close to expiring. Bad Management.
That was after he had his monster year and they were scared to death of anyone else even thinking about him.
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Another catt league lineup decision: Derek Anderson on Monday night at home against Tampa or Ginger Dalton at Dallas Monday?
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Anderson slays Tampa, don't pick the ginger.
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Our best offense is punt returning!
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Another Cleveland QB down.

Whitehurst has looked good though, and as I type this he just got crushed and is limping badly. Holy shit. They're taking him off the field. Terrell Pryor is now the QB!!!!!
Uh, no. I said they made ~$10M (1/6th) more while being 150% more effective.
Even worse.
That was after he had his monster year and they were scared to death of anyone else even thinking about him.
Even worse part II.

Ryan Grigson is a bum.

In totally unrelated news, you know who got a bad deal as a GM? Mike Lombarti. (sp?)
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Has any team ever gone through 5 QBs so fast before?

Time to draft an O-line. Good thing they let Mack go.
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5 people on my fantasy team are so injured they are OUT.

4 others are on a bye.

#1 in points is a WR, followed by my D/ST, followed by my Kicker. Somehow I'm winning.
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I'm up by 38 going into tomorrow night. Unless Gano has a record night for a kicker, I should get the W.
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Correction, WR and D/ST tied at 17. Go Bills' D!
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Come the fuck on. Steve Smith, 29 yards and an injury. Mike Wallace, 60 yards and an injury. Eat a fucking dick, Baltimore. Is someone slipping broken glass in their cleats? In spite of that, I'm ahead by 0.2 points in the pussy league and my opponent has no one left. I'm almost tempted to sit Carolina's D on Monday and lock in the victory. Defenses can get negative points.

Down by 11 in the catt league, opponent has Luke tomorrow at LB and I got the Panthers D plus Derek Anderson. I like my odds provided the expected streamrolling occurs. It's fucking in Carolina and it's the Bucs, so that matchup's not getting any better ... which means I'm waiting for it to go horribly wrong.
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Malcolm wrote: I'm almost tempted to sit Carolina's D on Monday and lock in the victory. Defenses can get negative points.
Truth. I mean, why blow a sure thing?
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TheCatt wrote:
Malcolm wrote: I'm almost tempted to sit Carolina's D on Monday and lock in the victory. Defenses can get negative points.
Truth. I mean, why blow a sure thing?
Actually, fuck, I didn't notice, but he has OBJ going this week. He's still got two halves to fuck me over.
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Adam Vinatieri: 23 points. Wow.
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Washington with a pleasant Defensive effort for the first time all year. And a surprising 3-2 record, based on that 0-2 start. Losses to Dallas and Pitt don't look so bad, but I can't see us winning the division, and another 7-9 year looks to be in progress.
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TheCatt wrote:
Malcolm wrote: I'm almost tempted to sit Carolina's D on Monday and lock in the victory. Defenses can get negative points.
Truth. I mean, why blow a sure thing?
You both are Rodney Ruxin.
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I'm down by about 7 now, thanks to another 10 yards and a fucking shit garbage time score from Odell Bitch, Jr.
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