Would you summon a (female) sex demon?
Would you summon a (female) sex demon?
So if it was a thing, would you summon a sex demon even though their main purpose is to drain a man's life force through sex?
I would because I am cocky enough to believe my dick could change her and make her denounce satan and evil.
I would because I am cocky enough to believe my dick could change her and make her denounce satan and evil.
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I should mention that for this poll, the female sex demon would be super fucking hot. One might say smoking hot.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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Hentai protagonists ITT.GORDON wrote:I would because I am cocky enough to believe my dick could change her and make her denounce satan and evil.
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Heh, is that a thing?
Because I actually believe that about myself. I have a really good dick.
Because I actually believe that about myself. I have a really good dick.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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Life force, wallet, sanity ... what's the difference?So if it was a thing, would you summon a sex demon even though their main purpose is to drain a man's life force through sex?
Are you planning on disappointing her enough that: (i) she'd go into a nunnery and take a vow of celibacy, or (ii) perhaps you'd pull a Costanza and turn her lesbian?I would because I am cocky enough to believe my dick could change her and make her denounce satan and evil.
Just because you're good at being a dick...I have a really good dick.
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So is it like...she drains it all after one go? I mean, can you hit it and quit it or what?
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Well, I'm pretty sure GORDO is counting on his dick having enough life force to break her siege.thibodeaux wrote:So is it like...she drains it all after one go? I mean, can you hit it and quit it or what?
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This sounds like the plot for one of the most awesomely bad soft core movies ever made.Alhazad wrote:Well, I'm pretty sure GORDO is counting on his dick having enough life force to break her siege.thibodeaux wrote:So is it like...she drains it all after one go? I mean, can you hit it and quit it or what?
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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Malcolm wrote:This sounds like the plot for one of the most awesomely bad soft core movies ever made.Alhazad wrote:Well, I'm pretty sure GORDO is counting on his dick having enough life force to break her siege.thibodeaux wrote:So is it like...she drains it all after one go? I mean, can you hit it and quit it or what?
Alhazad wrote:Hentai protagonists ITT.
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I waste enough time on porn as it is. I would be more than worthless if this was a thing.
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It sounds exhausting. No thanks.
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The last two comments make me curious. Is this sex demon submissive? I mean, even though she's sucking out my life force, is she non-stop trying to fuck me or can she wait until my schedule is free? (Still assuming once a day minimum.)
Also, how much time is she taking off my life? See you say you'd summon her, but what if it only takes one bang and you're dead? Am I looking at 10 more years to live or 10 less years to live?
Also, how much time is she taking off my life? See you say you'd summon her, but what if it only takes one bang and you're dead? Am I looking at 10 more years to live or 10 less years to live?
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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The question never implied you had to stay with her.Leisher wrote:The last two comments make me curious. Is this sex demon submissive? I mean, even though she's sucking out my life force, is she non-stop trying to fuck me or can she wait until my schedule is free? (Still assuming once a day minimum.)
Also, how much time is she taking off my life? See you say you'd summon her, but what if it only takes one bang and you're dead? Am I looking at 10 more years to live or 10 less years to live?
I was planning to summon her in a D.C. parking garage near the Capitol and take off.
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I pictured something at least as deadly as the chick from Species. Figure one and done, otherwise it's not that demonic and you can pull the same trick Homer Simpson did when Ned Flanders offered him the infernal donut.Leisher wrote:The last two comments make me curious. Is this sex demon submissive? I mean, even though she's sucking out my life force, is she non-stop trying to fuck me or can she wait until my schedule is free? (Still assuming once a day minimum.)
Also, how much time is she taking off my life? See you say you'd summon her, but what if it only takes one bang and you're dead? Am I looking at 10 more years to live or 10 less years to live?
If you're performing the ritual, let's say she's attached to you and she'll find you wherever you go. You can't ditch her in the middle of a televangelist convention and watch the hilarity.The question never implied you had to stay with her.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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She would do well there.I was planning to summon her in a D.C. parking garage near the Capitol and take off.
That's the plot for It Follows.If you're performing the ritual, let's say she's attached to you and she'll find you wherever you go.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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It's not some mindless walker that serves as the main whip in a thinly veiled morality tale whose plot falls apart under more than five seconds of thought. Like this: rent a couple houses with helipads on either side of the Grand Canyon and invest in a very, very accurate timekeeping system hooked into alarms everywhere, including your personal mobile devices. Long as you keep the choppers fueled, you're golden.Leisher wrote:That's the plot for It Follows.If you're performing the ritual, let's say she's attached to you and she'll find you wherever you go.
The bitch queen y'all are summoning is at least smart enough to steal your credit card and use it to fly and call Uber.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."