The great 2016 WTF continues.
"Hillary Clinton said last night, at a big fundraiser in New York City, that, uh, the American people, the millions of Americans that are supporting my running mate, were described in the most deplorable of terms. It's extraordinary to think of it. She referred to those people as irredeemable."
That's a bit strong. Dumber than a post, blinder than a bat, more gullible than Ned Flanders, and more shortsighted than a desperate john fucking a syphilitic hooker with pubic lice, perhaps.
Pence paused for effect, tucking his tongue inside his cheek. "Well, I will tell you right now — I campaign on a regular basis with Donald Trump," he said. "I campaign all across this country for Donald Trump. Hillary Clinton's low opinion of the people that support this campaign should be denounced in the strongest possible. The truth of the matter is that the men and women who support Donald Trump's campaign are hard-working Americans. Farmers. Coal miners. Teachers. Veterans. Members of our law enforcement community. Members of every class of this country who know that we can make America great again.
Idiocy is universal and respects no demographic. Duly noted.
So let me just say, from the bottom of my heart — they are not a basket of anything.
The bottom of your heart? Good god. Maybe from the bottom of your polling numbers.
They are Americans and they deserve your respect."
No. Those two don't follow at all. They're voting for one of the two major parties. For that reason alone, they do not.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."