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Tannehill's been drinking some Cleveland koolaid.
"I expect big things out of him. I'm expecting him to be a heck of a football player, a guy that other teams fear, because he can make big plays down the field, inside," Tannehill said. "He's a big-bodied guy. He's a guy we're going to want to use in the red zone, on third downs and to stretch the field as well."
T-Bitch is on the brink of getting cut.

Rob Ryan says shitty Saints D wasn't his fault.
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Ricky Williams and Power Plant Fitness.
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No sympathy.
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Fitzy and the Jets.

Brandon Browner pisses off his team's fans.

Texans cut 2013 draft pick after a grand total of 0 downs played.

Eagles DB retires.

Pro Bowl moves to Orlando.
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They found him alive. That's more than I expected.
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Nick Foles is kind of peeved.

Meanwhile, Boyziel makes tattoos less cool.
Manziel topped off his wild weekend in New York on Tuesday night by getting a tattoo that almost takes up his entire right arm, and because this is Manziel, he didn't get the ink done at a tattoo parlor, he got it done on a private jet.
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According to these spreads, the Redskins will be 2-11-2.

(Week 17 not included for some reason)
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Bradford is really trying, but he knows his next injury is probably his last strike.

Barny gets a hernia.

Bortles > Luck?
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Malcolm wrote:Bortles > Luck?
In fantasy terms, absolutely.
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Hurns cashes in.

Brees and his new toy. Where have I heard this hype before? *** BRANDIN COOKS COUGH BRANDIN COOKS ***

The soap opera called "Fitzy and the Jets" keeps on going.
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Chip Kelly, all the insanity of John Madden with none of the coaching talent.
Today in news that will cause riotous laughter and careless hot takes about the power spread offense for no good reason: 49ers head coach Chip Kelly sees Colin Kaepernick and Blaine Gabbert as similar players.
Frisco is looking to repeat as the bottom feeder in their division this year.
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Talib got shot.
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Malcolm wrote:Talib got shot.
Word is he might've pulled a Plaxico and done it to himself.

Gabbert is beating Kaep.

Golden "Showers" Tate not worried about CJ's double coverage blanket getting thrown on him.
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T-Bitch is so detached from reality I can't find words to express it.
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Speculation about big-ass contracts. How big? Von Miller rejected a $114.5M deal.

The Rams sign their latest failure.

RG3 throws balls over the fence at practice. He is rewarded for this.
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Fletcher Cox signs a fucking humongous extension. Queue the season-ending knee injury during the first snap.
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Football cannot get here soon enough. Hockey is over. Basketball has 2 games left max, and I don't even really give a shit about it.

I just hate the summer months when nobody watches sports so baseball can sit on its perch and pretend to be interesting.
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Leisher wrote:I just hate the summer months when nobody watches sports so baseball can sit on its perch and pretend to be interesting.
Or worse, golf. At least there's a little bit of soccer right now.
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