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Heath Miller retires.

Crazy underrated.
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Malcolm wrote:Cowboys cut Joseph Randle.
Pinched for fifth time.
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Boyziel channels Sheen ... the insane one.
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Evan Mathis on Chip Kelly.

Burfict still a lying prick.
Added Burfict: "I tried to pull up at the last second, but it was obviously too late -- it's a bang-bang play."

Yep, bang-bang right after you went out of your way 10 yards to line up and clip him.
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Normally, I'd agree that he won't even make the roster, but there's the Cleveland wild card in play.

That means there's a chance he'll become a good back just because the football gods enjoy torturing Cleveland.
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GB don't give a fuck about Eddy Lacy, the barreling beluga of a RB.

Rams content to lose to Arizona and Seattle for the next few years.
"It's not one variable to win in this league. There's a lot of them," Snead said Thursday at the NFL Scouting Combine. "QB's important, but there's a lot of other things that are important, too."

Said the owner whose team hasn't had a real QB in 8 years. How's that working out?

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GB don't give a fuck about Eddy Lacy, the barreling beluga of a RB.


Weight wasn't an issue for The Bus, but then again, he was actually productive.
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GB don't give a fuck about Eddy Lacy, the barreling beluga of a RB.


Weight wasn't an issue for The Bus, but then again, he was actually productive.

I bet half the kickers in the NFL run better than Lacy. Shit, most longsnappers probably do. I bet I could find a coach somewhere that'll beat him in a foot race.




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Is that really a scandal?

I mean, what do you think Gronk was doing on that boat?
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Malcolm wrote:Eagles double down on two-time gimp.
As a Redskins fan, let me say "Yeehaw!"
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TheCatt wrote:
Is that really a scandal?

I mean, what do you think Gronk was doing on that boat?
Yes because he's been in rehab and part of dealing with substance abuse is not using said substances.

Gronk is not an alcoholic with the off field issues Johnny's had.
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Gronk is not an alcoholic with the off field issues Johnny's had.

If Gronk is a chem addict, at least he's a functional one. He's also a Pro Bowler and dude that sets standards for his entire position. When his lifestyle negatively affects his game, we'll talk.
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TheCatt wrote:

Is that really a scandal?

I mean, what do you think Gronk was doing on that boat?

Smashing poon-tang and then spiking it on the cheap cruise ship rug


e: and yeah, either Gronk has had extremely good, blanket-like management his entire career or somewhere deep down in that meat-head brain of his is a responsible adult that makes good decisions - it's fucking weird to think about.




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Bart Starr got the fuck hazed out of him in college.
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