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Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Thu Feb 04, 2016 10:53 am

Malcolm wrote:Kaep to Jets? I don't know if they want to toss Fitzpatrick to the wolves and take a shot on Colin.

Maybe not.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Thu Feb 04, 2016 1:30 pm

Does your NFL team need a new executive? Then your interviews have gender quotas.

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Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Thu Feb 04, 2016 2:56 pm

Michael Irvin thinks he can talk sense to Boyziel.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Fri Feb 05, 2016 10:41 am

Boyziel gets off the hook because his woman is insane.

Crowley told police Manziel was acting as if he were on drugs. The report states Crowley "became increasingly uncooperative" as they continued their investigation that night and "did not want officers to photograph her or any of her injuries." She declined to file a report, and officers were unable to locate Manziel.

Several sections of the police report were redacted.

Fort Worth Police Sgt. Steve Enright told NFL Media on Thursday that "no offense occurred in Fort Worth's jurisdiction." The Dallas Police Dept. released a statement announcing they have closed their investigation...

But he needs a new agent.

Manziel's agent, Erik Burkhardt, released a statement Friday stating that he has parted ways with the QB.

I hear Drew Rosenhaus is always looking for clients.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Fri Feb 05, 2016 1:50 pm

No Cowboys for Johnny. Even his dad is worried.

In other news, professional liar and impotent figurehead Roger Gooddell says he'd "encourage" his hypothetical, non-existent son play football. I wonder what Joe Montana would say.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Fri Feb 05, 2016 4:15 pm

Two strikes proposal.

Post by **TheCatt** » Fri Feb 05, 2016 4:55 pm

Malcolm wrote:Two strikes proposal.

On the surface, I don't think it's a horrible rule.

In reality though, you get a PF just for touching the wrong QB or blowing air on a WR trying to catch a pass...

Post by **Troy** » Fri Feb 05, 2016 5:01 pm

Been insane with moving into and out of temporary housing and into our apartment. Getting settled at work. Getting utilities hooked up (the internet is fucked until Monday).

But I hear there might be a game this weekend? I'll try to watch it if I can.

e: "Super Bowl City" in downtown SF has sucked balls. I walked around it on Monday, and it was mostly people in Raiders/49ers gear walking around gawking at PR people selling things.

Then later in the week i've had to go to nearby sales meetings. Which means I have to go through Super Bowl City security lines to get there. Which is bullshit.

GO PANTHERS

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Post by **Troy** » Fri Feb 05, 2016 5:15 pm

Must be hitting peak crowd time down there.

I can hear a preacher on a megaphone telling everyone(including me 16 floors up) why we're going to hell. I think it involves butts.

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Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Fri Feb 05, 2016 6:08 pm

If there is an afterlife, hell is where all the cool people will be going.

Post by **TheCatt** » Fri Feb 05, 2016 10:40 pm

Malcolm wrote:Boyziel gets off the hook because his woman is insane.
Crowley told police Manziel was acting as if he were on drugs. The report states Crowley "became increasingly uncooperative" as they continued their investigation that night and "did not want officers to photograph her or any of her injuries." She declined to file a report, and officers were unable to locate Manziel.

Several sections of the police report were redacted.

Fort Worth Police Sgt. Steve Enright told NFL Media on Thursday that "no offense occurred in Fort Worth's jurisdiction." The Dallas Police Dept. released a statement announcing they have closed their investigation...
But he needs a new agent.
Manziel's agent, Erik Burkhardt, released a statement Friday stating that he has parted ways with the QB.
I hear Drew Rosenhaus is always looking for clients.

Changed her mind, again

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Sun Feb 07, 2016 7:11 pm

This is the worst first half I've seen from Carolina since they played Atlanta.

Post by **TheCatt** » Sun Feb 07, 2016 9:30 pm

Hey NFL, Here's BILLIONS OF DOLLARs, buy some fucking refs.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Sun Feb 07, 2016 10:15 pm

TheCatt wrote:Hey NFL, Here's BILLIONS OF DOLLARs, buy some fucking refs.

Carolina's first challenge getting overturned was a huge WTF.

Post by **Leisher** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 10:35 am

I'm happy Peyton will go out a winner, and he'd better retire because he has NOTHING left.

However, the officiating was pretty bad. And not Seattle fans whining about no holding call on a 75 yard TD run while their guys were getting away with it all game, but in a "I don't know what a catch is anymore" type of way. And Talib was crazy offsides on that missed FG.

Still, you can't take it away from that Denver defense. They were legit.

Did the Beast just retire?

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 11:25 am

Leisher wrote:I'm happy Peyton will go out a winner, and he'd better retire because he has NOTHING left.

I'm going to drink a lot of Budweiser tonight, Tracy, I promise you that.

Tool.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 12:07 pm

Reactions to halftime show.

Stranger · Post by **Stranger** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 12:40 pm

Not gonna lie, this was the best performance of the Super Bowl. Not since Whitney Houston have I heard the National Anthem sung so well. When I saw it was Lady Gaga I immediately thought it was going to be a trainwreck, but props to her she sang it well.

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Post by **TheCatt** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 12:43 pm

Malcolm wrote:Reactions to halftime show.

Racists/.

Post by **Leisher** » Mon Feb 08, 2016 1:04 pm

Malcolm wrote:
Leisher wrote:I'm happy Peyton will go out a winner, and he'd better retire because he has NOTHING left.

I'm going to drink a lot of Budweiser tonight, Tracy, I promise you that.
Tool.

Are you calling me a tool?

He couldn't retire on camera because it would have taken away from his teammates and he didn't want that.

Say what you want about Peyton, but the guy is a good teammate.

Did anyone else see his brother's face after the late Denver TD sealed the game? How more people aren't making a thing of this, I don't know. His whole family was cheering and smiling and Eli stood there staring at the camera like someone killed his dog.