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Stop me if you've thought this before but Cris Carter is retarded.
In an appearance on “Mike and Mike in the Morning” Friday, Carter said he does not buy the reports of Jones smoking synthetic marijuana. He believes the alleged freakout was caused by PCP.

Those two aren't the same thing. They're not even in the same ballpark. They aren't even in the same league or sport.
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Raiders to Oakland? Their colors do match the Spurs...

Bucs hire Koetter.
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You mean San Antonio?
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Yeah, dumb mistake.
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Leisher wrote:Just more proof that Adam Jones is a moron. If anyone sees his apology let me know.
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He deserved a Grammy Award for that.

An Academy award?
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Terrible apology. You accuse the man of faking an injury and talk about how he didn't even get hit and that's your apology? You make it more about how you're a "man of your word" and not about how you've been shooting your mouth off incorrectly like a tool?
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St. Louis fans have responded to the move by publicly burning their merchandise and sending bags of shit to Kroenke. The banners are also gone from the Edward Jones dome.



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Aaron Rodgers bitches about random chance.

Clay Matthews need a tampon.
After a double Hail Mary drive by Aaron Rodgers to tie the game, the Packers lost a bizarre coin flip, then watched Larry Fitzgerald dominate his way to 80 yards in three plays for the winning touchdown.

Count Clay Matthews among the many who think Rodgers should have gotten a chance to match Fitzgerald.

"Let's go college rules. Just put us on the 25 or whatever it is and let us go at it,"

If your defense hadn't let up a 75-yard score followed by a TD to the same receiver, maybe your offense would've gotten a chance. Try not sucking so hard next time, Clay.
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Stewart: more yards in one run than AP had all game.
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Last sack on Wilson was brutal. No one's been blindsided that bad since G's MiL moved in.
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Oh well. I wasn't looking forward to getting blown out by New England anyway. Go Denver!

This game was lost when a former Buckeye made a former Wolverine fumble. Figures.
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The Eagles and Titans made terrible hires.
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As the article suggests, it's more posturing than anything else.
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Ex-Steeler would avoid football given another shot.
"If I could go back, I wouldn't," he said to the Post-Gazette. "I would play baseball. I got drafted by the Cubs in the 14th round, but I didn't play baseball because of my parents. They made me go to school. Don't get me wrong, I love the game of football. But right now, I could still be playing baseball."

Randle El says he has mental limitations to go with his physical issues.
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Tipsy McStagger applies for reinstatement.
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Jawing prior to Denver-NE game.
When asked if Brady is a crybaby, Smith replied: "That would be an accurate statement. I've never seen any quarterback look to the referee right after he gets sacked more than Brady," the defensive lineman said, per the Colorado Springs Gazette. "Every time he gets sacked he looks at the ref like, 'You see him sack me? Was that supposed to happen? He did it a little hard. Please throw a 15-yard penalty on him. Get him fined.'"
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things were relatively quiet out of New England until Gronkowski provided his take on social media: Heard their whole team is good at giving low blows
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Peyton Manning in an interview:
...Tom Brady, he plays the position the way it ought to be played.

Hmm, maybe he is a HGH juicer.




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