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Planning to flip Jimmy for a WR counterpart to Downtown Tony Brown.

Now that Barnidge (well, really Johnny Pussyhand) has fucked me in the cash league, I'm shopping Jimmy around. Wonder if some fish bites the hook before game time Sunday.

In other news, remember Anthony Smith? You've got a great chance of being his penpal/bitch.




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Stranger, would you weep if they gave Farmer his walking papers?


That would be the first thing I do this morning! Followed by firing D-coordinator Jim O'neil. Farmer's big free agent signing, Dwayne Bowe now has a grand total of 3 catches this season and he now has drafted 4 first round busts in the last two years, he's gotta go cause he can't be allowed to make any more roster moves.

And the defense.. talk about a complete dumpster fire of a disaster. This somehow is the highest paid defense in the league and yet the worst one in the league. So fire O'neil, hell fire everyone! its par for the course. If there is one certainty in Cleveland, its you're not gonna be here long if you're a coach.

As far a Johnny goes. I don't think he looked so bad especially in the first half. He was able to get outta the pocket and make some nice throws. It didn't help him that receivers were dropping passes right in their mits. And in the second half, the O-line just forgot how to block anyone. Somehow an offensive line with 3 first rounders and 2 second rounders couldn't slow down a walk in pass rush, and this has been happening all year long. Johnny simply didn't have time and Cincy was dropping 7 men into coverage, not much he could do there. Not saying Johnny is the answer, but he looked a hell of a lot better than I thought he would.
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4 people left in my survival league. All I could think last night is that I was so sad I didn't pick Cincinatti, and picked NO instead.

Woke up the morning and realized I had picked Cincy!
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As far a Johnny goes. I don't think he looked so bad especially in the first half.

He looked good in the first half only relative to the second ... when he couldn't find a first down until about 10 minutes through the 4th quarter, when he danced around in the pocket like his retarded Canadian BFF...
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...and almost asked to get sacked, when he made throws damn near straight to the Cincy secondary. QBs shouldn't get worse as a game goes on.
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Yeah, he blows.. I just hope that they play him the rest of the season so he can finally hang himself and we can be done with his bullshit.
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Photos of what Greg Hardy did released. Four game suspension, keep in mind.



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Bah. I put Carolina's D on the bench this week cuz GB.

Only halfway through the game, but that was a dumb decision so far.
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I traded Lamar miller.
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TheCatt wrote:Bah. I put Carolina's D on the bench this week cuz GB.

Only halfway through the game, but that was a dumb decision so far.
I only got 8 points for : 5 Sack, 1 Fum Rec, 1 Int

but that league is fucked as far as Defense scoring
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Ben takes one hit on the entire day and gets carted off. Not good.
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Yeah, 8 pts for Carolina D. 2 pts for the Minnesota D I picked up. BAH.

At least Ben got me 22 points first.

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Holy hell. Won in the cash league. Mainly because I'm playing the second worst team. But Karlos is back, at least. Malcolm Floyd for me going against Robbie Gould tomorrow in the catt league. I'm up by 2.



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Malcolm wrote:Photos of what Greg Hardy did released. Four game suspension, keep in mind.
NFL players and announcers comment after on the photos.
"There are three (types) of people I have zero respect for in this world," center Jason Kelce told the Philadelphia Daily News. "It's people who hit women, people who molest children, and rapists. I'm glad he didn't have a good day and ... I don't know. I think it's a joke a guy like that is able to play this quickly."
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My fantasy teams are a wreck. I've got Draids.

Cam Newton is a thief.

Cowboy fan vs Eagles fan. Sucker punches aren't impressive.

Eagles fan knocks out Giants fan.

In conclusion, the NFC East fans are meathead.




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Cam Newton is a thief.

Punk-ass Packer fan shouldn't have violated stadium policy.
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That stadium blows and I'm sure no one working there gives a fuck anymore as they think they'll be out of a job next year. Their owner has also been an absolute bastard about working with the county, city, or state to build a new one.
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Leisher wrote:Ben takes one hit on the entire day and gets carted off. Not good.
Out about 4 games. Hopefully Jones won't forget about the Pro Bowl WR they have.
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No problem with what Cam did.

Ugh, so sick of the fighting at NFL games, even if it's really not that much. First Eagles/Skins game I went to I saw a few fights, at least one dude got knocked out. So much more fun atmosphere when it's not the Eagles.
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