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ha, so self aware of what they were doing, and yet not aware of what it could mean.
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Notice how the commish hasn't said shit about this?
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Brady's agent, who no doubt trained under Lucifer himself, accuses the NFL of ethical breach.
What does it say about the league office's protocols and ethics when it allows one team to tip it off to an issue prior to a championship game, and no league officials or game officials notified the Patriots of the same issue prior to the game?


They also don't understand football.
It was clear to me the investigators had limited understanding of professional football.

They have PhDs in hard sciences flowing out their assholes, but pro football is beyond their mental grasp.

It's like the NFL and MLB are having a contest this week to see whose sport is the most corrupt.




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Thought:

What if a sport made juicing legal, so long as the player publicly admitted it and allowed such facts to be noted in the record books?
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TheCatt wrote:Brady should be banned from football.
Better.
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What? The Raiders have Carr and Cooper now, they are fine. They need defensive help. Maybe a RB.
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Malcolm wrote:
TheCatt wrote:Brady should be banned from football.
Better.
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Fuck the Patriots. Fuck all their smug asshole fans who think their championships are clean.

The Patriots are the SEC of the NFL.

And Brady's asshole lawyer... Hey dickweed, you want to talk about ethics? Bring up how the NFL destroyed all the evidence after SpyGate. Evidence that nobody outside of the NFL saw. You know what that tells me? It was far worse than what we heard about.

Why couldn't they seem to win a Super Bowl after that? Oh wait, they did, but in the shadow of yet another cheating scandal. A scandal that they're not trying to pretend didn't happen despite the evidence and despite the fact that apparently the rest of the league knew about the Patriots deflating their balls.

And why does nobody bring up how their defense is to just throw up tons of explanations without actually saying "this is what happened". They're just trying to cast doubt.

Seriously, fuck that whole organization from top to bottom. They are single handedly ruining the integrity of the sport.

The best part of this is that all "Who's the best ever, Manning or Brady?" conversations should start and end with: "Well, Manning wasn't a cheater."
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...And after all of this, smoking weed still has the harshest punishments in the NFL!
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If anyone in the MSM had balls they'd be all over that.

As much as I like Bill Simmons, I don't respect how he took such a stand against Goodell during the Ray Rice thing, but blows off Spygate and Deflategate. I'm sure him being a huge New England fan has nothing to do with it...
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Stranger wrote:...And after all of this, smoking weed still has the harshest punishments in the NFL!
Nope. Josh technically got nailed for the entirety of this season because he had a drink on a flight from Vegas. Granted, he had a lot of history play into that. But still, booze. One season. Gone.
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Did the Goodell-bot have a press conference?
We have heard from NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, Patriots owner Robert Kraft, and many players from around the league since the report came out.

Really? Fucking when?

McNally took two bags of game balls from Officials Locker Room before start of AFC Championship without receiving permission of referee Walt Anderson. Anderson says that had never happened before in his career.
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Richard Farley, security rep for the Patriots and the NFL said he has never been in a situation before the AFC Championship Game where the game balls could not be located.
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McNally claimed he stopped in the restroom and used a urinal. Indicated he has used that bathroom near the field entrance while in possession of the game balls "many times." That bathroom has no urinal.
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Ouch.




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In related news, the janitorial staff of Gillette Stadium finally know who's been pissing in the trash cans.
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Ed Reed loves Cleveland QBs

I can see why, they pretty much made him a first ballot Hall of Famer.
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I'm sure the Globetrotters love them some Generals.
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Chris Christie throws his considerable weight behind Tom and the Pats.
"So here's Tom Brady – great-looking guy, wealthy beyond imagination, married to Gisele Bündchen and four Super Bowl" wins, Christie told reporters Thursday during a press conference in New Hampshire.

"You know? There are some people who just want to take a shot at Tom Brady because it seems that Tom Brady's life is almost too perfect."




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Josh Brent retires.
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Pryor takes a shot with the Bengals and vice-versa.

Cowboys are high. They claim it's "on their RBs." I claim it's "on crack."

Browns coach on Brady.
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