Hey let's talk about how gay people act

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:41 pm

Not really ANNOYED annoyed.... just everybody kept coming back to get the last word, and there was no end in sight. Even I wanted to come back and say, "There can't possibly be any gay people in the show because it takes place over like 3 days in New York City and none of them have gone to a gay pride parade yet."

Post by **TPRJones** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:17 pm

Well, there are 364 days in non-leap years in which there are no gay pride parades taking place in New York. Shouldn't be hard to find a stretch of three of those days that are concurrent.

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:18 pm

Well that's just your opinion.

Also none of the characters have drunk a caramel machiatto. Those are pretty gay.

Post by **TPRJones** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:23 pm

GORDON wrote:Well that's just your opinion.

No, that's actual fact. You can look it up. There is only one city-licensed gay pride parade event every year in New York. Anything else is just a gaggle of gays. Not a parade.

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Post by **GORDON** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:27 pm

You don't know about all of the unauthorized parades the gays have then, obviously.

Post by **TPRJones** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:29 pm

That specifically makes it not a parade.

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:29 pm

I disagree.

Post by **Vince** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:30 pm

I don't know if being unauthorized makes it not a parade, but if it isn't too loud and flamboyant to miss it certainly isn't a GAY parade.

Post by **TPRJones** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:31 pm

It's in the definition of parade; you can't disagree. Unless you just want to surrender the proper use of English altogether, in which case what language should we hold this discussion in instead?

EDIT: pa·rade: a publicly organized march in a formal procession or in a manner intended to attract attention; a publicly sanctioned special event including marching bands and floats

Without that bit about being publically organized, then technically any procession that makes noise is a "parade". Without it the traffic I get stuck in on the way to work is a "parade".

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Post by **GORDON** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:38 pm

I don't know that a mile of floats wouldn't be a parade just because they didn't get a city permit.

Also none of the characters could be gay because over 3 days none of them have publicly bragged about having casual gay sex to all of their straight friends.

Post by **TPRJones** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:41 pm

They can't be straight friends because over 3 days none of them have publicly bragged about banging some hot bitch they picked up at the bar.

Everyone on the show must be asexual.

Post by **Vince** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:41 pm

Has anyone made a sanctimonious statement about marriage rights?

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:42 pm

TPRJones wrote:They can't be straight friends because over 3 days none of them have publicly bragged about banging some hot bitch they picked up at the bar.

Everyone on the show must be asexual.

Know how I know you haven't watched it? Because they are always talking about banging hot chicks. ha ha ha ha ha.

Post by **TPRJones** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:42 pm

Vince wrote:Has anyone made a sanctimonious statement about marriage rights?

I'm sure I have at some point. Why?

Post by **TPRJones** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:43 pm

GORDON wrote:Know how I know you haven't watched it? Because they are always talking about banging hot chicks. ha ha ha ha ha.

This is Daredevil we are talking about, right? The only superhero that might be even less manly than Aquaman?

I just presumed.

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:47 pm

TPRJones wrote:
GORDON wrote:Know how I know you haven't watched it? Because they are always talking about banging hot chicks. ha ha ha ha ha.
This is Daredevil we are talking about, right? The only superhero that might be even less manly than Aquaman?

I just presumed.

His bidness partner is lamenting that somehow Matt always ends up banging the hot chicks.

There is a woman in the cast, but it already suggested she wasn't les because she went on a date with a dude. But, we know that all women are bi, so female characters are a gray area in this discussion.

It would not surprise me that all the bad guys are gay, but we haven't gotten any back stories on them yet so not enough data.

Post by **TPRJones** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:49 pm

His bidness partner is lamenting that somehow Matt always ends up banging the hot chicks.

Inconclusive - for both characters - but still a fair enough point given no further data on the matter.

But, we know that all women are bi, so female characters are a gray area in this discussion.

Agreed.

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Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:51 pm

The only superhero that might be even less manly than Aquaman?

Not possible. The Wonder Twins, along with their dog and chimp, are more manly than Aquaman.

Post by **Vince** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:52 pm

TPRJones wrote:
Vince wrote:Has anyone made a sanctimonious statement about marriage rights?
I'm sure I have at some point. Why?

I meant in the show. We know you have.

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:59 pm

Malcolm wrote:
The only superhero that might be even less manly than Aquaman?
Not possible. The Wonder Twins, along with their dog and chimp, are more manly than Aquaman.

Wendy and Marvin make Zan and Jayna look like Conan and Xena.