Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
(How does your nephew constantly get scooped on this event year after year?)
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
Leisher wrote:He's not around as often, but Happy Birthday Unk!
(How does your nephew constantly get scooped on this event year after year?)
Yeah yeah, I told him in person this morning at a funeral. Yes, a funeral on his birthday. And last year, on his birthday, a funeral for the wife of the guy we buried today.
I also paid him a big chunk of what I owed him for the recent construction, so he told me he would not be over to work tomorrow because he will be celebrating his birthday tonight and will need a day to recover.
Go, old man.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."