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The 49ers are going to rely on Mr. Hyde, it looks like. Until they ditch Kaep, they'll going to be a perennial one-and-done team.



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Malcolm wrote:The 49ers are going to rely on Mr. Hyde, it looks like. Until they ditch Kaep, they'll going to be a perennial one-and-done team.
I'll go ahead and wager that they aren't even a 1 this year.
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It sucks that Hyde is trapped in SF. Hopefully he can do well enough to find his way to a good team once his contract is up.

Maclin to KC. I swear every story is about the Eagles getting a player or losing one.




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TheCatt wrote:
Malcolm wrote:The 49ers are going to rely on Mr. Hyde, it looks like. Until they ditch Kaep, they'll going to be a perennial one-and-done team.
I'll go ahead and wager that they aren't even a 1 this year.
49ers GM: it doesn't matter how much he sucks, we still aren't trading him.

The perfect match for a QB that can't throw, a WR that can't catch consistently.
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Patrick Willis retires.

The hits keep on coming for the 49ers.
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Longtime 49ers defensive lineman Justin Smith also plans to retire Tuesday, according to multiple reports.
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I guess I can look forward to playing the 49ers in 2016, instead of the Rams yet again.
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You almost can't hear Steven Jackson over all the "old" drowning his words out.
The free-agent running back published a YouTube video on Monday plugging his new website: www.savetherunningback.org. In the video, Jackson calls three-down backs an "endangered species" and asks for help saving them.

And how do you do that? By emailing your team and asking them to play your favorite running back more. The website has an online form and everything.

You wonder if Barry Sanders is signing up. Also, no word on Old Man Jackson's next campaign to bring back the leather helmets from the 1920s.




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Stephen A. Smith implies Chip Kelly is a racist because of his recent roster moves.

You know what you call someone who sees racism where there isn't any? A racist.
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Smith also failed to mention that the player Kelly acquired in the McCoy trade, Kiko Alonso, is Latino. And Smith fails to mention that the quarterback Kelly just signed to a new contract, Mark Sanchez, is of Mexican-American heritage. And Smith fails to mention that the quarterback Kelly desperately wants to draft, Marcus Mariota, is of Samoan heritage. And Smith fails to mention that the cornerback Kelly is expected to sign when free agency opens tomorrow, Byron Maxwell, is black. And Smith fails to mention that the running back Kelly is expected to sign when free agency opens tomorrow, Frank Gore, is black. If Kelly is a racist who wants to build a roster full of white guys, he’s doing a spectacularly bad job of it.
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"The memo makes clear that we will look into any potential violations of the rules," NFL spokesman Greg Aiello said Monday.

So everyone but the Patriots will get fined?

EDIT: The Patriots, the NFL's answer to the SEC.




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Shut the fuck up, NFL.
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TheCatt wrote:

Shut the fuck up, NFL.

Revis and Browner most likely not going back to Patriots. Wonder how long until their new teams get leaked...




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Julius Thomas to the Jags. Uh, ok. Headline in a few months: Julius Thomas remembers that Blake Bortles plays in Jacksonville.
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In one of the least surprising moves, Harvin to be released.
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