They really need to start asking Marshawn the right questions to get answers. Ask him about chain restaurants!
(oldie but great)
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That's a funny clip, but did he pronounce a single word correctly?
I have often wondered why a reporter hasn't tried a more comedic approach with him.
I have often wondered why a reporter hasn't tried a more comedic approach with him.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
Ummm....
he Washington Redskins have hired Matt Cavanaugh as their quarterbacks coach after going without one last season.
The team announced the move Wednesday.
Robert Griffin III, Kirk Cousins and Colt McCoy all started games at quarterback for the Redskins in 2014, when they were 4-12 and finished last in the NFC East for the sixth time in seven seasons.
Cavanaugh was the QB coach of the Bears the past two years, working with Jay Cutler, who threw 18 interceptions last season.
Before that, Cavanaugh coached quarterbacks for the Jets from 2009-12. He also has been an offensive coordinator in the NFL, and played 14 seasons for four clubs from 1978-91.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Yeah, I've never understood some of the revolving door hires like that one.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
Blackmail. Nepotism. Good ol' boys club. Plain old stupidity.Leisher wrote:Yeah, I've never understood some of the revolving door hires like that one.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Josh Gordon writes an open letter to his critics.
I really hope he wrote that, but let's be honest, that could easily be something create by his agent in hopes of saving his career.
I really hope he wrote that, but let's be honest, that could easily be something create by his agent in hopes of saving his career.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
That potential suspension is going to loom huge over the off season. Wait for it...
Gordon is cut by the Browns, then the Pats sign him and he has a Randy Moss-type renaissance season or two.
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Gordon is cut by the Browns, then the Pats sign him and he has a Randy Moss-type renaissance season or two.
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Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Catching deflated balls is easier than badly thrown properly inflated ones.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
You're psychic. Kinda.Stranger wrote:Marshawn Lynch's whole transcript from media day: "I'm just here so I won't get fined" 100X
...Marshawn will probably get fined
It's not me, it's someone else.
49ers: we've not yet begun to fuck up.
Number of successful QBs who rely on their legs besides arm: 2. Kaep ain't Vick or Wilson.
Goddell still a twat who keeps his job in the face of all logic.
Says the man who's put on some of the most painful media conferences this past calendar year. Lynch might have an obligation to the fans, not the media. Don't mistake the two.
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"It's not fixing Kaepernick," York said.
...
How many quarterbacks in this league can run 90 yards for a touchdown? I can't think of many but you have to put Kap in position where he can make those plays and put Kap in position where we can run the ball.
Number of successful QBs who rely on their legs besides arm: 2. Kaep ain't Vick or Wilson.
Goddell still a twat who keeps his job in the face of all logic.
Goodell on Marshawn Lynch's handling of media: "When you're in the NFL, you have an obligation to the fans. It is part of your job."
Says the man who's put on some of the most painful media conferences this past calendar year. Lynch might have an obligation to the fans, not the media. Don't mistake the two.
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Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
That I agree with...Goodell has no business saying anything to Lynch. That's the classic pot/kettle situation.
Goodell is a stooge who needs to be shitcanned.
Goodell is a stooge who needs to be shitcanned.
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
What the fuck?
No, really. What the fuck? You've now proven you're completely incompetent when it comes to checking a pressure gauge. How do ten of the balls in question go from a -2 PSI diff to "eh, they're fine." You either supremely fucked up the initial measurement, jeebus hopes you would have taken multiple readings with a few gauges, or this final one. In the hell? Did Kraft just deliver a semi of gold bullion to Goddell's house last night?
2 PSI is approximately 15% of the 12.5-13.5 you're supposed to have. What the fuck equipment are you using that's so fucking inaccurate it has a double digit error margin? The $8 gauge I have for my car tires works better than that.
And just because I feel like railing on the NFL today:
New Atlanta Falcons team song sounds suspiciously like people cheering.
The "domestic violence" initiative. But who the hell is "NoMore.org?"
Oh well. At least it's a legit nonprofit charity.
Oops.
So how the fuck did the NFL pick up this one anti-violence org out of the zillions out there, many of which have a thousand times more legitimacy?
Awesome. NoMore.Org is a giant brand promotion scheme. I can't think of anything else the NFL front office can do to fuck itself in the ass with it's own dick.
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The NFL's investigation into the New England Patriots' alleged ball tampering has determined that the footballs used in last month's AFC Championship were not as underinflated as previously believed, according to NFL.com's Ian Rapoport. Though previous reports said 11 of 12 footballs were each underinflated by two pounds per square inch, the league actually found many to be only "a few ticks" under the minimum allowable PSI; only one was two pounds under the limit.
No, really. What the fuck? You've now proven you're completely incompetent when it comes to checking a pressure gauge. How do ten of the balls in question go from a -2 PSI diff to "eh, they're fine." You either supremely fucked up the initial measurement, jeebus hopes you would have taken multiple readings with a few gauges, or this final one. In the hell? Did Kraft just deliver a semi of gold bullion to Goddell's house last night?
2 PSI is approximately 15% of the 12.5-13.5 you're supposed to have. What the fuck equipment are you using that's so fucking inaccurate it has a double digit error margin? The $8 gauge I have for my car tires works better than that.
And just because I feel like railing on the NFL today:
New Atlanta Falcons team song sounds suspiciously like people cheering.
The "domestic violence" initiative. But who the hell is "NoMore.org?"
The Allstate Foundation
Avon Foundation for Women
Joyful Heart Foundation
Kaiser Permanente
Kimberly-Clark
Fifth & Pacific Foundation
Finn Partners
Verizon Foundation
Mary Kay Inc.
Break the Cycle
Casa de Esperanza
Men Can Stop Rape
National Alliance to End Sexual Violence
Oh well. At least it's a legit nonprofit charity.
It doesn't call itself a nonprofit, and nonprofit tracker GuideStar had no 990 forms for any groups with that specific name. There's not much information on No More's website itself. I searched for a mailing address, an office, or even a state it might be registered in but found nothing except "location: nationwide."
Oops.
So how the fuck did the NFL pick up this one anti-violence org out of the zillions out there, many of which have a thousand times more legitimacy?
You can probably guess why of all the many worthy domestic-violence groups out there, the one now partnered with the NFL is the one that doesn't seem to actually exist and was co-founded by an NFL-employed corporate branding specialist who boasts about her experience fighting anti-sweatshop activists, labor unions, and NGOs and telling stories about all the good things the brands actually do.
Awesome. NoMore.Org is a giant brand promotion scheme. I can't think of anything else the NFL front office can do to fuck itself in the ass with it's own dick.
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Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Let the conspiracy theorists go to work on the New England bullshit.
First they get caught cheating and all documents related to it are shredded.
Now the first report clearly states cheating, with a report over a week later saying maybe they counted wrong? I don't even know 3 year olds who count from 1 to 11.
Did we go back in time to Roswell?
First they get caught cheating and all documents related to it are shredded.
Now the first report clearly states cheating, with a report over a week later saying maybe they counted wrong? I don't even know 3 year olds who count from 1 to 11.
Did we go back in time to Roswell?
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
So far Snickers and Kickstarter are winning the commercial war.
Chevy trucks seem desperate.
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Chevy trucks seem desperate.
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"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
Worst play call I've ever seen based on situation.
Also, every team in the NFL should start cheating now because it pays off.
Patriots win.*
Also, every team in the NFL should start cheating now because it pays off.
Patriots win.*
"Happy slaves are the worst enemies of freedom." - Marie Von Ebner
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell
"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies..." - Orwell