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Malcolm wrote:Hoyer's got a .667 win percentage. Guess Browns fans just can't take winning.
Admittedly a new thing for them.
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Future Headline:

Trent Richardson Stabbed By Browns Fan After TD

Michael Sam thinks he's not in the NFL because he's gay.

Sorry Sam, but the SEC isn't known for defenses and college skills don't always translate to the NFL. Ask Archie Griffin.




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I'd think the Cleveland fans would give him a freebie score every game for getting the fuck out of there.

"We'll trade you a first round pick for Trent Richardson, but you have to let him have a touchdown at least once every time we play you. We still think we're kind of getting shafted."




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Jeff Fisher: Yeah, I'd screw the Redskins again.
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Standard league lineup question:

Need to start 2 WRs from ...

Jarvis Landry playing Baltimore (league's worst pass D)
Andre Johnson at Jacksonville
Stedman Bailey at Washington
Mike Wallace playing Baltimore

It's single elimination time, so things count.




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Do the Browns have a legal department?

Perhaps it's a bit unwise to have the head coach egging fans on with vague statements...
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D. Mark. O.
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Jarvis Landry playing Baltimore (league's worst pass D)
Andre Johnson at Jacksonville
Stedman Bailey at Washington
Mike Wallace playing Baltimore


I've never heard of Bailey.

Baltimore just lost a starting CB.

Jacksonville is Jacksonville.
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Stedman Bailey is the current #1 St. Louis WR. And it's Washington.

I might play both Miami WRs just to get whatever Tannehill throws. DeMarco helped me with 28.8 points already.
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Hockey player plays the Cat Game.

Atlanta Falcons safety did it first.
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Leisher, can you put $10 on the Rams to beat the spread for me? :)
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Sure. You'll have to cover the juice as well ($1).

You want me to get on it now while the line is -3 or wait and see if it moves prior to kick?
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Leisher wrote:Sure. You'll have to cover the juice as well ($1).

You want me to get on it now while the line is -3 or wait and see if it moves prior to kick?
Oh, go ahead. PayPal ok?
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Some asshole tried to trade rape me, using what I can only assume is a time machine:

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Tried to take my first running back worth a shit in 2 years, too. Big keeper leagues are a bitch to break into.




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1) Your trade deadline isn't past?
2) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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PayPal is fine. Bet will be placed when I get home.
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1) There should be no trade deadlines in fantasy, cept maybe the playoffs.
2) Your league seems very penis-obsessed, Troy.
3) Money sent.
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